Pride of the Madison Mallards

Thank goodness for Nico Hoerner.

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Clutch Kelly. Fly it. Nice little bounce back this week, Cubs.

Local long time Madison meteorologist: this last line of storms will have only have some heavy rain and some wind gusts.
-10 MINUTES LATER-
Phone blows up with TORNADO WARNING, sirens blare, wind starts going nuts etc
Different meteorologist, same station: ok so we have some strong rotation…
Cool!

My bad. FIVE.

There’s a current warning that nearly encompasses FOUR ENTIRE counties. Normal fun times in southern WI.

Local Madison station reeling off weather warning locations like a list of school closings for a snowstorm.
Night 4 this week of this shit.

Nice little respite of beautiful weather today, before yet another day this week of life threatening storms tomorrow. Huzzah.

lol ok sure yeah fucking whatever

Not as nasty as round 1 thankfully.

I couldn’t help myself when the golf ball hail was falling during round 1, while hearing the thuds hit the house…

Round 2 coming for Madison like

Hey friends, could use some positive vibes our way in Madison/southern WI. Just got round 1, and it wasn’t pretty. Weather is gonna go full tilt boogie for a few more hours.

Now seeing Milwaukee folks getting this same experience. Weee.

Welp. Always a great time to wake up to your phone blaring this warning and hearing/seeing straight-line winds outside. I’ll be awake for a bit.

Denver’s goalie should be the only one who gets to carry the trophy.

Byron Allen: you have a lot of married friends?
Comic: <lame bit as a response>
Audience: 😂😂😂
-REPEAT FOR 30 MINUTES-

It’s like a nightmare where everyone is dying laughing and you’re wondering what the fuck is going on and if they’re all drugged/hypnotized/body snatched.

This Comics Unleashed show is really gonna step in the Late Show time slot eh? My god this show sucks and blows.

Hell fucking yeah!

Fuck yeah. Happy to contribute to this yet again.

Watching Cubs Games Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!

Have a feeling this is going to get a lot of use this season.

Cubes.

Thank goodness for Nico Hoerner.

cool bullpen jed you dipshit

Not tonight.

St Louis. Been there several times, literally never a single decent experience. Garbage ass city.

“The ones at the bottom.”

Yep. Same.