what happened to regular fucking headlights

remembered when a dude was about to get banned in my friend's stream and the last thing they said was something like "yall were cool but fuck joel i hate that mf"

hell yeah brother

appel

rolling a blunt on the baby changing station in a public bathroom

any baddies wanna come over and manipulate me

fucked up in the crib watching hot sauce reviews

faded at work listening to miley cyrus

answering my phone for any reason ever: ❌️

hopping on a discord call at 3am and yapping for 2 hours about nothing: ✅️

kush got me rewatching the menu

i wish i could give lil peep a big juicy kiss

she's a 10 but she says supposively

?

huh

i bet elon is a drake fan

nice boundaries bro. mind if i respect them?

oprah flocka flame

are u gonna make an app, or is it gonna stay in browser?

the dealer at the poker table turns to me and i fish a tarot card out of my pocket. "change three of those to hearts," i tell him, with an expert flick of my wrist sending The Sun across the table and into another player's stack of chips, scattering them

my feet are gonna be cold for the next 6 months

if u walk slower than me i want you dead

i <3 lying to customers

pictures you can hear

i got the swag and it's pumpin out my ovaries

is lil b on this site