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Posts by comfort foods

We used to make noises in this country.

13 hours ago 27 1 2 0

The Pedophile King of the United States could be easily thwarted by people who did not want him to be The Pedophile King of the United States.

13 hours ago 23 1 1 0

*Karen O "Rich" voice* I'm piss

14 hours ago 16 0 0 0

Nowadays

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Trees are full of goo.

1 day ago 25 0 1 1

That appears to be the case.

1 day ago 3 0 0 0

Master & Commander does NOT pass the Bechdel Test.

1 day ago 34 1 3 0
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Me and all the guys are going to watch them trepan you.

1 day ago 17 0 2 0

*Pyrrhus's soldier voice* hope they name this victory after us!

1 day ago 29 4 0 0

No trial for palantir employees. You know what I'm talking bout.

1 day ago 41 1 2 0

Win-win scenario then.

1 day ago 4 0 0 0

Boiling wim hof alive in hot pot.

1 day ago 17 0 1 0

CLOROX
Clean-Up®
Multi Surface Cleaner + Bleach + Adaptogens

2 days ago 23 0 1 0

Caught another demiurge in the havahart. Little bastards love peanut butter. Dumped him on the other side of the Mississippi.

2 days ago 49 4 1 0

*Rfk Jr warbling* pisketti

3 days ago 16 0 0 0
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As many as they please.

4 days ago 1 0 1 0

Our brave troops are eating the bugs.

4 days ago 29 0 2 0

Reiki therapist: your energy is fucked up. It's bad.
Me: thank you doctor.
Reiki therapist: hold still I'm going to blow you up with my power.

4 days ago 132 15 1 1
Still taken from this video: https://youtu.be/7IeKuxrqTHU?si=oU9X3gDEXRvjpW69

A black vulture preening a crested caracara, very rare to occur between species

Still taken from this video: https://youtu.be/7IeKuxrqTHU?si=oU9X3gDEXRvjpW69 A black vulture preening a crested caracara, very rare to occur between species

Cropped Achewood panel of Ray saying to Teodor: "Those guys are *friends*, man. those guys are straight-up *friends*."

Cropped Achewood panel of Ray saying to Teodor: "Those guys are *friends*, man. those guys are straight-up *friends*."

1 year ago 101 21 0 1

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros

5 days ago 286 20 1 1

Let people enjoy things!

5 days ago 2 0 0 0

Fucking lol

5 days ago 4 0 0 0

Give him my best and tell him I'm still curious.

6 days ago 1 0 0 0
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Lol he blocked me

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

"Gainer" as in a weight gain fetishist. Either you are sexually aroused by this or you are making fun of people who are, but your execution on the bit leaves me confused.

6 days ago 2 0 1 0

No element of this should be surprising to me and yet here we are.

6 days ago 21 1 0 0

Right but what is your shtick? Are you just a gainer? Why is Trump involved? Explain the bit.

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

What word?

6 days ago 3 0 1 0

Why did you choose to respond to me in the first place?

6 days ago 0 0 1 0

Huh because it seems like you've got a lot going on.

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