found my new favorite wikipedia picture on an article

A black domestic long hair cat named Zeke stretching paws up the corner of a door frame

He go up

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Apparently Pragmata picks up the tiniest bit of stick drift that no other game does, even ones I’ve specifically made the dead zones tiny. The late game movement-based Training Simulations are ridiculously hard when Hugh will sometimes run off in a random direction (still got my Perfects though)

We need to stop them immediately

A screencap from the Taco Bell app showing a glass of milk as an option to select for the drink with a combo

…I did not know this was a drink option, Taco Bell App

Congrats, Reb! You’re going to do so well there

Headline: Prego Has a Dinner-Conversation-Recording Device, Capisce? Sub-headline: The pasta-sauce company has partnered with the nonprofit StoryCorps on a device designed to record family conversations around the table and save them for all time.

Babe, what's wrong, you've been so quiet at dinner since I bought the pasta sauce branded big brother surveillance device

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

ok this is a good poster with a good tagline

a lot of people are rightly pointing out that the game isn’t live service (because it isn’t)

but no one is talking about the macro ramifications of a games industry ecology where earned media (press & influencers pointing out potential failures performs better than finding new possible successes

It looks like Hitman with Uncharted set pieces. I’m curious about it. Sounds like it could be cool

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I’ve been using my M1 Air for 6+ years now and it’s the best computer I’ve ever owned for general use. Reliable, built well, looks good, and runs everything that’s not video editing well

A screencap of the animated Mario TV show showing Luigi looking angry while picking up a slice of pizza captioned “Pizza Time Stops”

I usually leave them running and listen to the music while reflecting on the game a bit (do the same for movies)

The only exception is the Ubisoft credit rolls that are 40+ minutes and music cuts off about 15 minutes in

Hugh and Diana are paper thin characters but I appreciate that they’re both cheery and Hugh talks to Diana like a normal adult talks to a kid, not treating her as a burden or annoyance

Pragmata feels like a PS3/360 game I would pick up on a whim in a clearance bin at FYE when I was in college (Complimentary)

Fun combat that’s different than most TPS with the hacking mechanic. Dig the aesthetic

Homer Simpson Small Glasses Gender Meme.

Please, take me back.

screenshot from Gangs of New York feat. Daniel Day-Lewis/Bill the Butcher looking sweaty, wrapped in an American flag, caption reads "Civilization is crumbling"

mental health status

I can’t really imagine playing it without it. Makes the flow between hacking and aiming work so well

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

A screenshot from Pragmata showing Hugh looking at a robot that looks like a PC tower with arms, legs, and a screen covering the front that shows simple, cartoony faces

I like this CABIN dude

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

WSTR is inherently an all or nothing weapon. You can’t actually balance it. It either drops someone immediately or it’s completely ineffective. I’m hoping this is just a band-aid fix while they work longer term on other parts of the sandbox

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Kash Patel looking pensive with his hands together in front of his face

78 tomorrow and snow Monday morning

There’s an extremely tiny chance that he’ll speak to you in a creepy voice at the beginning of a match in Marathon instead of the usual AI lady and it catches me so off-guard when it happens.