et tu, bestie?

this is the attitude I would expect of each of you. perfectly fulfilling your own roles in life

We have hollowed out our society so that a few very special boys can have as many toys as they can possibly collect and we need to stop them. Ideally, by taxing them out of existence.

Drawing of a long-legged crab titled "arthropod". Below it is a nearly identical drawing titled "anthropod," where the crab has human legs and hands instead of crabby limbs.

just had a thought...

for the longest time i genuinely did not consider audiobooks as a legitimate form of consuming books. but then i remembered that before formal writing systems all stories were shared orally. if anything, audiobooks are the more ancient human form in some ways.

that's so good! I bet it revealed the contrast between them so clearly

SCREAMS

omg i FORGOT i was going to read the Hollywood au stuff on my honeymoon. I need it so badly

so cute! at my work we also did an egg hunt but with one golden bunny hidden super well. and we release a bunny clue by email every hour until someone finds it. it's been super funny seeing how competitive grown adults can get

I'm back at work and my wife is at home. things that should be illegal

i decided the reason i can't sleep is i NEED to fix how clunky chapter 7 feels right now

i only have one more day off before returning to work and i fully cannot sleep

I've worked on my novel so much in the last few days I've entered some kind of haze

babes PLEASE

A herd of donkeys 🫏

Newlyweds sitting on the church steps. The taller (my wife!!) is non binary and white, wearing a black dress that shows off tattooed arms. The other (me!) is brown skinned and wearing a floaty white saree. Both have flower garlands around their necks and they lean their heads close together.

oh yeah did i mention we got married? ☺️🥰

two newlyweds, one dressed in black and one dressed in white, standing in the ocean surf together

the wedding photographer sent us a preview and ahhhhhhhhh what a beautiful day it was

I gotta get a flight to Jakarta for a job interview and the tickets are crazy expensive 😭 please boost this post or consider commissioning me! It’d really help!

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beautiful beautiful beautiful bestie 😍❤️

cheers to seals! here are some freshly spotted sea dogs who have taken over a beach in Tōtaranui / Queen Charlotte Sound

occasionally crying because I have Wife 🥰

two wives holding their kitty as they wind down after a wedding ceremony. Ronan is white and nb. They have changed into a black tee. Sashika is half Sri Lankan half white with brown skin and curls. Both have mehndi on their hands.

got gay married on the weekend ✨ @lezstat.bsky.social

And in red!

this is so slayyyy

My first ever page of #criticalrole #voxmachina fanarts with some of my faves ♥️ #Gilmore and the way Matt Mercer plays him will forever be carved in my mind as the most fabulous character ever !

#percivalfredricksteinvonmuselklossowskideroloiii #vaxildan #vexalia #keyleth

he defines what it is to be a man with a brain

it's been cute to watch my little brother fall in love with sophie bridgerton and shane hollander at the same time

one of my fave facts about you

YEAH! I think they hit a good balance on the subplots and finally the right balance on the appeal of the ship. I haven't reached the end but that's what I think so far