LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Reminder:

Just because #they are mad at him, does not mean #they are your friend.

Those leopards still have the same spots.

I know this is a joke, but

This one was actually fine but this should be Bluesky’s motto

When I retire I want all of y'all to write it up just like this.

from what I understand as long as you’re buying from a Japanese seller, any yukata/kimono/etc is fine

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

The lack of backbone is astounding

It's important to never lose sight of the fact that while yes, these guys are all dangerous nazis, they are also some of the most embarrassing losers who have ever walked the planet.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

This is just a trust thing and scolding people about it doesn't solve shit.

You can hold a grudge until the sun grows cold, or you can actually work to avoid having this shit happen again. Which means building trust on the 90% and either reducing or shutting up about the 10%.

Is… this a weird Blondie or Beetle Bailey spinoff with more simplistic art? I swear the way the Dad’s hair is drawn is super familiar

Related policy proposal: maybe stop trying to turn deserts into farmland

‘Simply stop giving millionaires water for literally free’ is one of the most insane sounding but actually serious policy solutions out there

Oh now THAT’s an idea

A National Guard veteran who fatally shot eight children, seven of them his own, was recently hospitalized for mental health issues, according to family members.

The shooting also wounded the mothers of his children and another woman and child. https://wapo.st/3Ql0tjb

Recession indicator but for the AI collapse specifically

We’re making the small iPhone SEs with the circle button and fingerprint sensors and aux cords again

Oh mb. I thought OP’s post (not yours) was about something happening on the timeline

I really don’t follow people I don’t like on here. Life is too short

Was there some drama going on today?

Before Elvis, she made it a hit. But he got the credit.

Big Mama Thornton’s “Hound Dog” sold over a million copies before Elvis became a household name.

Singer. Pioneer. A voice that shaped rock and roll.

#SheShed

Wild to keep hearing anti-AI sentiment described as an "echo chamber" by people who pretend there's never been a coercive dogshit marketing campaign actively pissing people off about it for two years or any no-opt-out half-baked shovelware making everyone's PCs and phones worse

I’m taking my first flight in a couple of years next month and it literally cost $700 🤪

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

They better not actually allow this shit to happen

Steelers deserve all of this for even allowing that man anywhere near the building. He fucking stinks AND he's a bhole. What is he bringing to the table besides Ivermectin shakes and some horseshit about the Library of Alexandria

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Get your popcorn out for discovery…

Dudes who actually buy into manosphere bullshit love to go on about biological/gender essentialism and The Natural Order, but when you tell 'em "So where's the problem, most males in the animal kingdom never get a chance to procreate, I guess your genes must be inferior" suddenly there's an issue :V