A ruling class with the integrity of Yuan Shu, the intelligence of Lu Bu, and the self-discipline of Dong Zhuo.

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

I believe that in order to take some small step forward, the word “bird” should be replaced with “saur” in all common names. Mockingsaur. Secretarysaur. Red-winged blacksaur.

HUMMINGSAUR

Owning cats will make it look like you don’t clean up after yourself.
Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two weeks, you ask?
Because it’s his favorite envelope, that’s why

"At long last, we've created false prophets and idols from the biblical stories, "Don't Follow or Create False Prophets and Idols".

This may be a fundamentally new kind of sin blending blasphemy, idolatry, divination, and simony, among others. Those who are not horrified at this may be entirely lacking in authentic religious awareness and feeling.

mRNA has shown immense promise in treating cancer. They're literally throwing away the cure for cancer because they are fucking morons.

description from Huntington library: "A lithograph printed on heavy paper. Satirical "death certificate" issued for the Southern Confederacy. Mourning border, each line in different typeface, with: Died, Near the South-Side Rail Road, / on Sunday, April 9th, 1865, / The Southern Confederacy, / Aged Four Years, / Conceived in Sin, Born in iniquity, Nurtured by Tyranny, Died of / a Chronic Attack of Punch. / Abraham Lincoln, Attending Physician. / U.S. Grant, Undertaker. / Jeff Davis, Chief Mourner. Below in smaller print an epitaph that ends with: And this one line shall grace your grave-- / Your death gave freedom to the slave." https://hdl.huntington.org/digital/collection/p16003coll6/id/5033

to all who celebrate...

A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

Mortal Kombat was actually based on a Scandinavian church song.

It was a Finnish hymn

It's Easter in the Inner Sphere

"Command, it appears I've come across some undiscovered species of Mega-Fauna. Please Advise"

#Battletech

birdsrightsactivist has painted human babies and hidden them in the shrubbery.

Very grim news and unfortunately not an April Fools: A bunch of people at Piranha Games got laid off (again), including Alex Iglesias who have driven the aesthetic reinvention of Mechwarrior and Battletech with his redesigns the last 15 years. This does not bode well

Graph from Hyperbole and a Half, by the brilliant Allie Brosh. Post it came from: https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html?m=1

It's like the things never end!

An image of a list of the 27 grievances against King George III in the Declaration of Independence. Donald Trump's regime has committed at least 20 of them in whole or in part, condensed into the list below: 1. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. 2. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation … 3. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing … his invasions on the rights of the people. 4. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; … obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners … 5. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice … 6. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices … 7. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. 8. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. 9. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. 10. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution … giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: 11. For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: 12. For protecting them … from punishment for any Murders which they should commit … 13. For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: 14. For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: 15. For depriving us … of the benefits of Trial by Jury: 16. For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: 17. For … abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: 18. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. 19. He has … destroyed the lives of our people. 20. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us …

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.

Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.

#NoKings

What is The Golden Girls were Warhammer 40K Sisters of Battle? Sofia in particular is gonna do some exterminatus.

I know I've seen it before, but the Golden Sisters of Battle still spark joy.

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Operation Prop Up The Markets Garden.

dogs jumping in the car to go to the vet

"did you know the USPS is losing money" no I didn't know and I still don't care do you know how much money your president has lost you since January

The criminality of Nixon!
The moral void of Ford!
The senility of Reagan!
The dubious post-conspiracy pardons of Bush I!
The Middle Eastern quagmire and economic crisis of Bush II!
The Trump of Trump I!

Through our powers combined we become POTUS-47, the ultimate Republican administration!

what you think daylight savings will be while it's still February: annual mass depression event ends, a few days adjustment

the reality: sleep borked, i feel virtuously on time but also late constantly, why am i hungry an hour early even accounting for the change, how is it already 4pm

A tube of glow-in-the-dark plastic planets that lists the contents as “8 glowing planets” and “1 glowing Pluto”

I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.

finding reasons to stay

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

israel is very much like the united states, in that the sins of the founding generation -- in their eyes, difficult moral compromises made under duress -- were laundered by peacetime successors into virtues. no Founding Father would have countenanced Cannibals All.

Inside the Department of War are two wolves:

"We've shut down the Colleges of War because book learnings are woke, gay, and irrelevant to war fighting."

"How come no one told us the Strait is important, there are different kinds of Kurds, Iran is big, and air power historically doesn't win wars?"