My cover photo makes me look like I have an super fit bod when in reality I don’t even run for the bus and everything jiggles

I have a long weekend of socialising and I don’t think I am prepared for it

Why was Camille even there??? She’s so irrelevant. Also when someone is going through something, it’s not an invitation for you to say “yeah well I also went through that and tough luck”

I AM SO HERE FOR THIS NEW DORIT #RHOBH

Luigi Mangione retains high-powered New York attorney as he faces second-degree murder charge | CNN Luigi Mangione has retained a high-powered New York attorney to represent him as he faces a second-degree murder charge in the death of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, CNN has learned.

NEWS: Luigi Mangione has retained a high-powered New York attorney, Karen Friedman Agnifilo, to represent him in New York, I've learned. She's a vet of the Manhattan D.A.'s office with deep experience in New York's criminal justice system.

www.cnn.com/2024/12/13/u...

When men rage, they blow and shoot things up and start wars.

When women rage, we create.

We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.

Behold rage project #1

I have so much anxiety that I’m wearing my favourite jeans all week this week when I’m expecting my period. The bloating, the stress of randomly bleeding, the fact that they’re very wide leg and drag slightly on the floor. Why do I do this to myself

My thought for this Tuesday ☕️☕️☕️

Kathy Hilton is my favourite Amazon delivery driver #RHOBH

📍 Bucharest

You know Crystal was irrelevant when I only just realised from them showing a flashback that she even existed. #RHOBH

This one surprisingly was as we only had to suffer watching one potato sac race and then it was only good drama served

🤣🤣🤣 I never thought of this till now. Every time she takes them to that stupid pink salt room instead of her own spa

I wasn’t the biggest fan of Mary from Real Housewives of SLC but watching that heartbreaking, yet genuine conversation between her and her son, made me view her in a different light. She handled it with such care and so happy she allowed them to air it. #teammary

Why do the girls of Real Housewives of SLC love to do group “bonding” activities? And every single time it’s like a poorly organised school sports day.

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

Salvador Dolly #RHOBH

Threads is an echo chamber on the left, Twitter on the Right, I hope this stays a sane normal place where some disagreement can be politely explored. Too much to ask??

My husband and I went to a dog adoption event yesterday to hang out with our older son and his girlfriend, who were volunteering there. We were NOT going to adopt another dog. Absolutely, positively NOT.

Meet our new 3-month-old puppy (a rescue from PR). She adopted us, lol. Any ideas for a name? 🐶

I’m honoured to be connecting with the CEO. Now hurry up and answer me on Instagram 🤣 I’ve got a computer dilemma, and need your help!

You’re my number one fan, we both know this

@ethan.bsky.social TO HAMEJA HASTIAAAAAA

I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.

I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡

People who don't want to switch to blue sky because they put so much work into building a following on twitter should interrogate their definition of the word work