Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by emma, allegedly

Video
4 months ago 3036 1277 12 14
sopranos christopher looking at his script

beautiful girl: thank you!!!
chip: i must be loyle to my capo

sopranos christopher looking at his script beautiful girl: thank you!!! chip: i must be loyle to my capo

2 weeks ago 8 4 0 0
An otter rubbing its paws together, scheming with a sinister smirk

An otter rubbing its paws together, scheming with a sinister smirk

Venom (2018) director: Make sure Woody looks good for his cameo

Wig Master who hates Woody Harrelson:

2 months ago 11 8 0 0

The worst part of being an adult is now people talk to me about sports with the implicit assumption that i know whats going on in sports. And it isnt even just coworkers anymore. Its gay people too

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
Preview
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth

sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...

4 months ago 851 267 23 100
Video
5 months ago 3081 1307 18 47
Video

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

6 months ago 21636 6179 398 1165
Advertisement
Preview
So You Want to Write Iambic Pentameter In which I share the dirty secrets of the world's least useful skill

Six years ago, I wrote most of the Tragedian dialogue for Pathologic 2 in iambic pentameter. I'm back now doing the same for Pathologic 3. I figured it was helpful to write a guide on *how* I did it – in case I get hit by a bus and the team has to carry on without me.

azhdarchid.com/so-you-want-...

6 months ago 770 283 25 15

Well damn I guess it would be a real shame if the archived study was widely disseminated, since they don't want you to read it...

web.archive.org/web/20250911...

7 months ago 117 71 0 1
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"

A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"

1 year ago 8210 2497 90 75
enshittification definition covered in ads

enshittification definition covered in ads

7 months ago 6834 2237 57 38

Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”

Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.

No questions asked.

No proof required.

Pass it on.

7 months ago 11597 6150 302 262

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

7 months ago 45458 11423 1249 390

leftist infighting with tongue

7 months ago 7 1 1 0
A little white dog with floppy black ears and spots, and brown around the sides of their snout sits at at an apple cider stand. It's surrounded by muted autumn foliage, a pumpkin, and a sandwich board that says Fresh Cider with an apple drawn below. The stand is wooden, with some lights hanging from the awning. There are apples stacked behind the dog, some mugs to their left, and a big dispenser for cider. There's a little wooden stool for patrons too.

A little white dog with floppy black ears and spots, and brown around the sides of their snout sits at at an apple cider stand. It's surrounded by muted autumn foliage, a pumpkin, and a sandwich board that says Fresh Cider with an apple drawn below. The stand is wooden, with some lights hanging from the awning. There are apples stacked behind the dog, some mugs to their left, and a big dispenser for cider. There's a little wooden stool for patrons too.

Day 6: Danish-Swedish farm-dog. I had two ideas so decided to just do both. ☕
#doggust #doggust2025

8 months ago 1603 474 14 4
Advertisement

Least tormented guy you know

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

had a dream id just gotten back from dying a couple days prior. People were glad to see me and i was glad to be back but the one snag was that i really wanted to ask if my mom cried when i died and i couldnt bring myself to say it out loud

8 months ago 1 0 1 0
screenshot of word count:
Pages 1
Words 4
Characters 17
Characters excluding spaces 14

screenshot of word count: Pages 1 Words 4 Characters 17 Characters excluding spaces 14

👀

8 months ago 3547 324 81 23
Phone Numbers
• Stripe (Headquarters): +1 (888) 963-
8955
• Stripe (US): +1 (877) 887-7815
• Stripe (France): +33 805-11-19-67
• Mastercard (Headquarters): +1 914-
249-2000
• Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-627-8372
• Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-307-7309
• Mastercard (Int.): +1 (636)-722-7111
• Mastercard (AUS): +61 1800 120 113
• Mastercard (UK): 0-800-96-4767
• All region numbers for Mastercard
• Visa (Headquarters): +1 (650)-432-
3200
• Visa (US + Can): +1 (800)-847-2911
• Visa (AUS): +61 1800 125 440
• All region numbers for Visa
• PayPal (US): +1 (888)-221-1161
• PayPal (UK): +44 (0203)-901-7000
• PayPal Customer Service: +1
(877)-569-1116

Phone Numbers • Stripe (Headquarters): +1 (888) 963- 8955 • Stripe (US): +1 (877) 887-7815 • Stripe (France): +33 805-11-19-67 • Mastercard (Headquarters): +1 914- 249-2000 • Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-627-8372 • Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-307-7309 • Mastercard (Int.): +1 (636)-722-7111 • Mastercard (AUS): +61 1800 120 113 • Mastercard (UK): 0-800-96-4767 • All region numbers for Mastercard • Visa (Headquarters): +1 (650)-432- 3200 • Visa (US + Can): +1 (800)-847-2911 • Visa (AUS): +61 1800 125 440 • All region numbers for Visa • PayPal (US): +1 (888)-221-1161 • PayPal (UK): +44 (0203)-901-7000 • PayPal Customer Service: +1 (877)-569-1116

If you (yes you!) haven’t called yet… please do! We need you!! 💪

yellat.money

8 months ago 598 531 7 10

the hip new thing about kids these days , they call it "nazghulery" — you dress up in black and stand by the river with your friends while you all whisper "the ring.... the ring!" and yes youre on poppers

9 months ago 244 26 7 1
3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. It’s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: That’s one reason… (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]

3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. It’s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: That’s one reason… (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]

Laser Danger

xkcd.com/3108/

9 months ago 5308 1110 28 35

Hi, way too late to respond but i totally agree. The empathy debate is imo also fundamentally flawed bc as one who has wildly overactive empathy myself it is not something to brag about; my empathy makes me an asshole. Its not fundamentally good just because it's empathy

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Fun fact: I looked up who directed the "Run Away with Me" video and he's never directed nearly anything, it was just some guy she was dating, which explains a lot why it's so great

9 months ago 711 67 9 2
My Wife and I Visit Each Other's Animal Crossing Islands
My Wife and I Visit Each Other's Animal Crossing Islands YouTube video by ProZD

in this video, my wife and I visit each other's Animal Crossing: New Horizons islands yeeears after we stopped playing, you can truly look into our brains and how different we are www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSkx...

10 months ago 280 19 2 1
Advertisement
Post image Post image Post image Post image

I made a puppet out of one of my designs! She's an early 1900s palaeontologist complete with tiny hammer and canteen.

1 year ago 259 79 7 0

We need *mass* mobilization in the U.S. right now, and I think that people who are somehow still focused on sneering at Perfidious Wine Mom Liberals are profoundly unserious

10 months ago 4115 588 92 44

Yes those tags are referring to the handjob tone indicator

10 months ago 8 1 1 0

Something i said about this post recently, also coupled with the other internet hermit superiority complex of "neurodivergent communication styles are Superior, Actually"

10 months ago 46 7 4 0
Post image

happy deltarune everyone! it was my pleasure to contribute more concept art to chapters 3 and 4. excited to see it out in the world 📺✌️

10 months ago 11932 1343 2 0