Posts by emma, allegedly
sopranos christopher looking at his script beautiful girl: thank you!!! chip: i must be loyle to my capo
An otter rubbing its paws together, scheming with a sinister smirk
Venom (2018) director: Make sure Woody looks good for his cameo
Wig Master who hates Woody Harrelson:
The worst part of being an adult is now people talk to me about sports with the implicit assumption that i know whats going on in sports. And it isnt even just coworkers anymore. Its gay people too
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
Six years ago, I wrote most of the Tragedian dialogue for Pathologic 2 in iambic pentameter. I'm back now doing the same for Pathologic 3. I figured it was helpful to write a guide on *how* I did it – in case I get hit by a bus and the team has to carry on without me.
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Well damn I guess it would be a real shame if the archived study was widely disseminated, since they don't want you to read it...
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A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"
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Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
leftist infighting with tongue
A little white dog with floppy black ears and spots, and brown around the sides of their snout sits at at an apple cider stand. It's surrounded by muted autumn foliage, a pumpkin, and a sandwich board that says Fresh Cider with an apple drawn below. The stand is wooden, with some lights hanging from the awning. There are apples stacked behind the dog, some mugs to their left, and a big dispenser for cider. There's a little wooden stool for patrons too.
Day 6: Danish-Swedish farm-dog. I had two ideas so decided to just do both. ☕
#doggust #doggust2025
Least tormented guy you know
had a dream id just gotten back from dying a couple days prior. People were glad to see me and i was glad to be back but the one snag was that i really wanted to ask if my mom cried when i died and i couldnt bring myself to say it out loud
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the hip new thing about kids these days , they call it "nazghulery" — you dress up in black and stand by the river with your friends while you all whisper "the ring.... the ring!" and yes youre on poppers
3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. It’s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: That’s one reason… (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]
Laser Danger
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Hi, way too late to respond but i totally agree. The empathy debate is imo also fundamentally flawed bc as one who has wildly overactive empathy myself it is not something to brag about; my empathy makes me an asshole. Its not fundamentally good just because it's empathy
Fun fact: I looked up who directed the "Run Away with Me" video and he's never directed nearly anything, it was just some guy she was dating, which explains a lot why it's so great
in this video, my wife and I visit each other's Animal Crossing: New Horizons islands yeeears after we stopped playing, you can truly look into our brains and how different we are www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSkx...
I made a puppet out of one of my designs! She's an early 1900s palaeontologist complete with tiny hammer and canteen.
We need *mass* mobilization in the U.S. right now, and I think that people who are somehow still focused on sneering at Perfidious Wine Mom Liberals are profoundly unserious
Yes those tags are referring to the handjob tone indicator
Something i said about this post recently, also coupled with the other internet hermit superiority complex of "neurodivergent communication styles are Superior, Actually"
happy deltarune everyone! it was my pleasure to contribute more concept art to chapters 3 and 4. excited to see it out in the world 📺✌️