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He was told to stop the child abuse images on his site but instead he monetised them. Perhaps consider bringing back the Guillotine for this?

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you've never seen them do a joke that wasn't one or more of these. you haven't

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Write to Stonewall.

• Tell them you supported them in the past.

• Tell them why you won’t be supporting transphobia.

Cut direct debts.

Don’t by the merch.

Tell your direct contacts.

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RIP all the Starmer fans on Bluesky frantically wordsmithing their sad little takes about it’s the meeeedddiiiaaaa and Starmer is a stand up guy xx

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im sure this is entirely unrelated to the uptick in posts this past week blaming the left for kamala losing

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Getting a lot of questions about my decision to hire a guy called Roderick The Evil Killer Clown for the role of Ambassador to Circuses

1 hour ago 146 24 3 0

Amazing that it’s always the same three transphobic columnists, over and over and over again. Here, we have the lesbian JD Vance rewriting a history she was never part of.

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Sir, a THIRD nonce-related scandal has hit Sir Kier Starmer.

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If anyone was wondering how e.g. the national equality body came to be ram-packed with wingnut ideologues or how various regulatory henhouses came to be guarded by industry-insider foxes: we’re getting the speedrun version here, with a charity body. I imagine Stonewall will be fully pod-personed.

3 hours ago 137 30 3 0

Absolutely fucking incredible that there's *another* nonce related angle to this.

3 hours ago 147 47 17 4

The opinion of someone very late to this, for whom the gay rights movement is merely theoretical, and who expressed physical revulsion at the sight of rainbow flags carries little merit.

She just knows the right people and says the right things 🤷‍♂️

She's also happy to use the 'r' word 😬

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"Fanatics", "lunatics", "victims", "a sacred, unimpeachable caste".

To paraphrase Stephen King, Stock never met a pejorative noun she didn't like, especially when it comes to demonising her targets.

This is uninspired, gender critical dogma dressed up as an intellectual, reasoned article 😬

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Senior Labour figures charged after criminal investigation into alleged vote rigging Exclusive: Four people charged after criminal investigation into irregularities surrounding Labour candidate selection process for Croydon East

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www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...

2 hours ago 129 54 4 10

Well done to everyone in team Starmer who decided to throw this guy under the bus.

2 hours ago 102 17 7 2

so here's the thing about robbins' committee appearance. if you understand how this all works and you understand how civil servants speak, he's basically destroyed starmer's reputation and any notion he has sound judgement. the problem is the one group you can guarantee don't understand is the media

2 hours ago 89 21 1 2
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Praising JK Rowling when asked a question on trans rights is akin to praising Anita Bryant when asked a question gay rights. No money to Stonewall. No Stonewall at Pride. They are already experiencing a funding crisis, and this chairwoman appointment should be their last. Traitors.

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The biggest problem I’ve found with an all-lesbian bank heist team is that everyone wants to be called Fingers

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you have to say this is all screamingly funny

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There will never be an "acceptable gay" or "acceptable trans" movement that works. The Mattachine Society tried that with gay people back in the 1950s, and they failed, because Rowling et al fundamentally disagree with people being LGBT+, no matter what type of LGBT+ they are.

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Get an email from PlayStation saying I have to verify my age to use chat services and not that I’m chatting to any other gamers anyway but after a while it just feels like I’ll not be arsed to use most of the internet if it keeps going on like this

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perhaps conspiratorial of me but i wonder how much a certain generation of scottish labour person is still keeping in their hearts the million quid she gave the anti independence campaign

3 hours ago 80 19 4 0

Keir Starmer very much Chose not to know cause Knowing would make him responsible. Clever little lawyer man trick he thinks we’re all too stupid to see

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I should also say, that even before this appointment, Stonewall have presided over the biggest rollback of gay rights in the UK in all our lifetimes. The Green Party have shown that Stonewall's "throw trans people under the bus to save gay rights" strategy was always a crock of shit.

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Yes, Israel is destroying Lebanon's breadbasket. This is why I have been saying that Israel's goal is to destroy Lebanon itself.

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Can Stonewall Mark II put trans wars behind it?
New chair talks of consensus but she’ll have a tough job unpicking charity’s bullying stance
Kathleen Stock

In the history of gay rights, there have always been fearless souls willing to face down mobs of pitchfork-wielding fanatics, but perhaps none so brave as Kezia Dugdale, incoming chair of trustees at Stonewall. In an interview with The Guardian this weekend, the former Scottish Labour leader did the unthinkable and praised JK Rowling.

Can Stonewall Mark II put trans wars behind it? New chair talks of consensus but she’ll have a tough job unpicking charity’s bullying stance Kathleen Stock In the history of gay rights, there have always been fearless souls willing to face down mobs of pitchfork-wielding fanatics, but perhaps none so brave as Kezia Dugdale, incoming chair of trustees at Stonewall. In an interview with The Guardian this weekend, the former Scottish Labour leader did the unthinkable and praised JK Rowling.

If you had any doubts that Stonewall is a danger to trans people, here is Kathleen Stock praisng them in the Times.

"When the gay rights cause first got going, the ideal was toleration"

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retweeting a bunch of my "democrats are willing partners in the rise of fascism" tweets because democrats are willing partners in the rise of fascism

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Thing about consequences is they're never just about retribution or punishment for bad actors or people who've fucked up, they're a necessary part of maintaining standards and ideals that you intend others to abide by in the future. Feels like as a society we're losing sight of this basic principle.

4 hours ago 31 9 1 0

I stand by my position. Starmer should stay. If he resigns before the election he'll always be able to say that an unfair political scandal brought him down. Justice would be him being the first sitting PM to lose his seat in an election.

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Daily Mail front page - IT’S EVERYONE’S FAULT BUT HIS
Daily Mail21 Apr 2026By Jason Groves and James Tapsfield

Warned: Sir Keir with Mandelson last year
The Prime Minister was drowned out by mocking laughter as he admitted his own version of events ‘beggars belief’.

Kemi Badenoch warned Sir Keir’s explanation was becoming ‘murkier and more contradictory’ and he faced sustained criticism from his own MPS

as he struggled to explain why he gave Mandelson the job before he had been vetted, despite being warned about his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein and business links to China and Russia.

Daily Mail front page - IT’S EVERYONE’S FAULT BUT HIS Daily Mail21 Apr 2026By Jason Groves and James Tapsfield Warned: Sir Keir with Mandelson last year The Prime Minister was drowned out by mocking laughter as he admitted his own version of events ‘beggars belief’. Kemi Badenoch warned Sir Keir’s explanation was becoming ‘murkier and more contradictory’ and he faced sustained criticism from his own MPS as he struggled to explain why he gave Mandelson the job before he had been vetted, despite being warned about his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein and business links to China and Russia.

It's not often there is a Daily Mail front page you agree with but here we are...

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