If that's the vibe you want or if you think general people may not know what Malort is, it could work, but its gonna have a different meaning to those that do know.

I don't know how well known Malort is, but it's an awful awful liquor that is know in the Chicago area and surrounding states. Its basically the drink you want to give someone if you want to make them drink the worst drink you know to watch their reaction.

Do you know what Malort is?

Why am i getting this? I've never renovated a single hotel.

So how would a dolphin wear pants?

Asking the important questions.

Bees.

Fucking #Michigan looking so damn good. One game to go. #GoBlue

April Fools day used to be fun when a couple places made jokes. Now that everyone is in on it, it sucks.

The #JohnWick movies are so much better than they have any right to be.

I have SnapChat because my daughter wanted me to have one.

I got the number of a girl at the bar the other night.

She added me on SnapChat.

What do i do? Do i need to snaps and chats now?

Out on vacation for a week. 261 unread emails upon my return 😭

Me - I'd like 2 Fire sauce and 1 Diablo sauce.

#TacoBell - Here you go, 13 Diablo sauces.

I'm a day late, but watching Friday the 13th Part 3 in honor of Friday the 13th.

Happy #FridayThe13th

Caught some clips of the Kid Rock #SuperbOwl show and objectively that's a terrible concert.

Imagine going to what you thought was a live show just to see the performer lip syncing not even a quarter of the words. What an embarrassment.

Anyone saying it was great is a liar.

That's a shame.

Bad Bunny halftime show might be the highlight of the night. The #SuperbOwl game itself was a total dud.

Rocking my typo #Lions tshirt for the #SuperbOwl

More often than not, I don't care about the #SuperBowl halftime performer. I don't cry and throw a counter performance, I just don't pay attention to that part of the show. Its easy to do if you aren't so racist that you can't handle someone that doesn't look like you performing on a huge platform.

I probably would have at least briefly tuned into the #NFL #ProBowl if it had been on Sunday. Football on Tuesday is nonesense.

Never forget what they took from us.

That's a shame.

That's a shame.

Itching to play Chip and Dale. I swear i bought this on some playform i own but cannot find it now.

Pretty sure they're hosting the #ProBowl in the same convention center they host #GDC at.

Its not a sports venue. Its a convention hall. Just cancel the pro bowl already.

Sorry not sorry Travis. #MarvelSnap

Super Bowl Bye Week - The Simpsons YouTube video by Simpsons Clips

youtu.be/x86MEljTCoE?...

Musk in the Epstein files is pretty funny in a fucked up sort of way. He's like please let me come to the sex island and they're all like sorry buddy, we just went, maybe next time.

I'm not sure there is anyone's life story i want to know less about than Melania.