Anybody who knows me knows that if I hear a saxophone blow, it’s a boys night tonight!

like garbage, apparently..

It is not a crime to want your 11 year old to stay 7 until she’s 25!!

People post pictures of the shittiest looking pizzas up and down this website and all the comments say…..“starving!!”…. Make a think piece about that! @nytimes.com

The woke mob also didn’t let us have a bugs bunny blimp?

One of my favorites as a boy

She works hard for the money! Oh so hard for it honey!

Time for some AM york peppermint patties and a shot of Seagrams 7 😜 #retired

Chekov’s litterbox.

She is holding a cat now.

Feeling like jazz!

The enoki is the lollipop of the mushroom kingdom

A squeeze of lemon fixed my marriage

I don’t know what that is

My starter pack am I right fellas??

Delicious milkshake beverage that makes me think of my life as a boy. A beautiful cherry resting atop a thick layer of whipped cream.

Heaven is a place on Earth with you…

About me….Wordplay wizard? Check ✅ Coffee connoisseur? Check ✅ check ✅. So… you’re seriously asking if I’m listening to the new Jojo Siwa? Let me spell it out.. CHECK ✅ CHECK ✅ CHECK ✅

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past? More like Ghosts of Girlfriends PASS!!!!! 👎

🎶When ⏱️ the moon 🌝 hits your eye 🚀👁️ like a big pizza pie 🍕🥧… now THAT’S amôré 💋🧑‍🍳❤️🎶

Annihilating a bag of peanut m&ms in the jacuzzi 💪🏻 😮‍💨

Watching Jennifer’s Body. Justice for Megan Fox!

Nobody has seen me like you.

Holding the perfect pez dispenser (et) at my favorite place in the world, the movies with et playing on the silver screen

Couldn’t dream of a better way to wind down the evening #pezhead

Setting… my home. Single malt.. Neat. Fireplace? Blazing. Frou Frou dialed up to 7. Then she pulls out some of these…

This and a pack of virginia slims anyone?

Anyone remember these? My favorite as a boy.