we all know I have no life, so:

Thief of Joy won a Webby Award! Thanks to everyone who voted

He's a little insecure.

Yeens

Sharing some concept arts I did for my next card game, Hyenarchy ! 🐾 I'm excited to show more about the game soon and at Confuzzled!~

New GAME CHANGER! New Season premieres May 18th! Just in case you too needed a reason to scream, piss and shit yourself 🥰

I'M SCREAMING, PISSING AND SHITTING MYSELF! WHOOO!

Also, a new episode of @gamechanger.dropout.tv airs soon!

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

Charlize Theron on the Night Her Mother Killed Her Father in Self-Defense

Unfortunately, this is not an isolated story. These things are prevalent in a lot of homes. Women really get a very, very unfair shake, even in this country.
Nobody takes it seriously.

Language Matters Why English is so hard to learn Marlene Davis YOU think English is easy? Check out the following. 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid in his hospital bed. 12. There was a row among the oarsmen about who would row. 13. They were too close to the door to close it. 14. The buck does funny things when the does (females) are present. 15. A seamstress and a sewer fell 2. The farm was cultivated to produce down into a sewer line. produce. 3. The dump was so full that the workers had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture shown at the store. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his tasty dessert in the desert. 7. Since there is no time like the pres- ent, he thought it was time to present the present to his girlfriend. 8.A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10. I did not object to the object which he showed me. 16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail around the mast. 18. Upon seeing the tear in her painting she shed a tear. 19.I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 20. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? Heteronyms These are brilliant. Homonyms or homographs are words of like spelling, but with more than one meaning and sound. When pronounced differently, they are known as heteronyms.

Marlene cooked with this one.

#caturday #cats

Also, just on the subject of #Supergirl.... MAN I wish they'd let Milly use her natural accent and just say "Well, she was raised on Krypton, Sounding like an Australian is just an artifact of Kryptonian being her mother tongue"

Coz I REALLY want Supergirl to be all "GIT FAHKD LOBO YA' GROTTY CUNT"

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

But even so.
Someone once told me that reading in a space crowded by books you have, haven't, will and won't read boosts your focus.

I don't know if that is true, but at least you farm aura points!

And how dare they! Now friends have started recommending their life-changing, -affirming books and favourite literature to me.

So much for buying no more books!

Granted, I've been sweeping through books like a broom through dust.

I lasted seven days before I bought some second-hand.

This year, I've sworn to no longer just buy books, but to actually read them.

The biggest travesty when reading a good book on public transport is having to slam the book shut mid-chapter, mid-page when you reach your final stop 😞

And that's just where I'm at right now!
The prose is delicious! It's like every sentence is trying to catch me off-guard.

'Gretchen dissolved from time to time while reading to me, shivered, when the word "orgy" was mentioned, breathed the magic word orgy specially, was, when she said orgy, ready for an orgy and could not however, under the term orgy, imagine an orgy.'

...
What!
The whole book is written like this.

"Das Gretchen [...] löste sich während des lauten Vorlesens gelegentlich auf, zitterte, wenn das Wörtchen Orgie fiel, hauchte das Zauberwort Orgie besonders, war, wenn sie Orgie sagte, zur Orgie bereit und konnte sich dennoch unter einer Orgie keine Orgie vorstellen."
-Die Blechtrommel
Translation:

Günter Grass: "Die Blechtrommel"!
Written in the 1950s, garnering Grass a Nobel prize for literature around 40 years later, it tells the story of a very short man, drumming his way through 1920s to 1950s Germany, always accompanied by his brass drum.
I know it doesn't sound like it, but this RULES!

I'm reading a fantastic German book, but got no one to share it with.
This is pain.
So I'll be sharing some of my joys here!

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

I’d like to brag - two of my artworks are currently serving as background images on the official Dungeons & Dragons website. That's all, I'm just very excited about this. 😳

Oh! I am overtaken by the powerful, terrible, seductive need to write!

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Blue gremlin

Find something with like 200 pages and read one chapter before you go to sleep.
If you take public transport, read on public transport!
Also!
There's no obligation to finish a book you don't like!
Start with something contemporary, those are easy to get into!

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write