The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

I don't feel strong, Sauron

Thanks Sauron, I don't know how I'll get out of this mess but I will

I'm glad *someone* is

Is the work meaningful? No

Does it pay well? No

Is there upward mobility? Absolutely not

Is there any social prestige? Jesus no

But she's the only fucker hiring in this town and I NEED money

Anxiety around my job has worn off in large part because I now know the boss is more bark than bite

Now it's just sisyphean, leg-aching toil that pays about half of what I need to sustain myself

And my favorite coworker doesn't even work any of my shifts this week

The worst part is nobody gives me a straight answer on if it's true or not, best I've gotten is "Well, you don't sound *urban*"

Glup Shitto as a character is bisexual-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a car ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a car

I'll send people voice messages thinking I sound completely normal when I'm recording it and then I'll play it back and it'll sound like this

I used to do this

I fucking hate sales tax so much

Tetrapods have never made the ocean home, except whales cause they suck

Most terrestrial animals come from freshwater lungfish, they evolved lungs because there was more oxygen in the air than in their murky pond water

And then one of them crawled out of the pond

Bad as in that is such a bad bitch fr fr

I'll wrestle with you if you want 😏

They are all pretty cute but I know a faggy lil cat that's cuter

Well show me fruit loop

Show me the hottest footballers then

Not really but go off oomfie

Yeah cause they're not grappling each other and they have too many clothes on

Wrestling rules I love watching sweaty men grappling each other I mean what I'm not gay

Explain

Xenia the fox just woke up, looking groggy. Coffee mug reads "Don't talk to me until I fix this broken Xorg update [Arch Linux logo]", and the oversized t-shirt reads "this cat's name is [bash fork bomb] you should type his name on your linux's terminal (don't do that)"

She spent the evening debugging something

😔

Someday

Hey dicklips

I'm right here

Sure, but they can't reliably be reasoned with, not while they're still the dominant group

Christians must use all weapons available to them in order to perpetuate their dominance

If they have to use right wing dog whistles, they will

If they have to frame themselves using progressive language, they will

They deserve no quarter

I wouldn't mind an attractive woman putting a collar on me and clicking whenever I'm doing a good job tbh

I got things to work out probably

If it wasn't true I'd already be fuckin em

No one want me 😔

Anytime, I love staring at my oomfs

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