i need to grab a shit ton of food from the fridge and slam the door shut with my massive ass before i die

ok as uncomfortable as i get with this acc being big i do want more attention. sighhhh

im honestly so jealous of fat ppl its crazy
i just wanna be a whale with a stupid huge butt... 🥺

check my diaperrrr pat my big poofy diaperbutt

bwehhhh i wanna be teased abt diapers more

diaper mood coming back in full swing mist needs MASSIVE sagging poopy pamps NOW!!!!!

really need to be pooping my diaper with someone rn.

shit and farts are porn, it only makes sense. more people need to recognize this

hitting the ✌️✌️ while taking an orgasm-inducing hyper dump

stinky farts

grah i want more val art but i refuse to have them depicted not farting and i feel there arent a lot of ppl to go to that both would do what i want and also do farts

pits are soaked and rank rn in case anyone was curious

im really starting to think that butt is another word that i like so much i could jerk off to it alone
text im iffy on but audio for sure

this is what im here for...

too lazy to get out of my chair and crawl over to bed. dies

im literally the littlest gassiest imp of all time

this post will be in my mind for a while ty

hi that's me

i just wanna sniff stinky farty pootsmell from big brappy boybutt ok. leave me alone.

one of my more embarrassing kinks is just how into like low iq goonbabbling i am but like any embarrassing kink it gets me really bad i love being talked down to like a dummy (respectfully) bc i am

i honestly am so taken aback whenever someone who doesnt like farts follows me on main like i just see myself as a Fart Artist

i really think valentine needs to gain at least 100 pounds permanently
they're honestly so skinny...

i need a big butt plushie to hump

i looooooove boys with big butts

i tend to act silly abt my hypersexuality bc i know it sounds silly but it really does inconvenience me so like yknow im not 100% joking..

i think every time i get out of bed the amount of restraint i showed in being able to stop humping it for long enough to make that happen should be acknowledged

diaperfur hoobastank be like: ive been crinkling in the dark

if you let this sheep near your couch they WILL get it pregnant. watch out

i think everyone should talk about farts more. especially around me. no one should ever be able to look at or talk about a butt without bringing them up

my goal is for anyone upon looking at me to immediately have at least one of three primal instincts be triggered:
1. breeding
2. protection
3. farting in my face