They can all walk home god 🤣

I am driving this roller derby team of mine 7 hours to Italy and they are asking me if I want to have RAMEN for dinner tomorrow night HELLO I AM NOT DRIVING YOUR ASSES TO BOLOGNA IN CAR FULL OF STINKY GEAR TO EAT *RAMEN* IN I T A L Y are you kidding me right now pizza pasta or bust oh my god

I am
Eating dinner while watching the west wing and was nearly killed by the line, “the President while riding a bicycle on his vacation in Jackson hole came to a sudden arboreal stop” 🤣

Which means these people are ready, willing and able to have detailed, technical conversations in at least 3 languages and I’m pretty sure if you wanted to throw Italian in as well they’d have to let you

Dealing with Swiss authorities is so funny - you have to arrange what language everyone is going to speak in advance and often the answer is listen we will hold this meeting in German but presentations can also be made in French or English

Just been to see Pussy Riot perform and feel a bit like I’ve been smacked on the face punched in the gut and dragged by my hair,
Like,
wake up where the fuck have you been ?
One to sit with - or I guess maybe one to act on, idk.

I just am delighted by schwobä and this silly inside joke that the entire Bundesland of Baden Württemberg thinks is absolutely hysterical and v few other people understand 🤣

This meme that came up on threads has absolutely slain me 🤣

It’s April 8th and the window of time where I can comfortably sit in the sun in my balcony during the afternoon is somehow already done. Wow it is hot up here.

This foccacia recipe I found really has been mvp last few weeks

It’s wild out there, there is already doxxing going on cuz people are being accused of using AI to write fics. Like usually it takes at least half a year before the fandoms get to the doxxing surely?!

Heated rivalry S1 wrapped like 4 months ago and the fandom is already flaming out this has got to be some sort of record

Also AI ruins everything keeps ruining everything will continue to ruin everything. Even the idea of AI has broken people’s brains, god

My focaccia also turned out amazing - I should’ve snapped a pic before we devoured it but there was simply no time, we all wolfed it down wow

I think they maybe overproved the first proof and underproved on the second but they are still soft inside 😭🙏

Well it’s nearly 1 am but I just tried one and it’s really really good 🤤

I started making two different kinds of yeasted breads at 7;30 pm, what was I thinking

I feel like the fandom is somehow popping on threads but I really need a way to have threads not linked to my real life Instagram but I can’t figure out how to

Same - I usually never with WIPs but I hadn’t realized it wasn’t finished when I started. It’s so good 😌

But real talk what the hell is going on in fandom and on AO3 right now, threads is just full of authors who are pulling their fics down for being inundated with abuse, the hell?

Hello fellow Loons. This fic is like a warm hug and is one of the queerest fics I can remember ever reading as in like, it’s a tribute to the messy sad warm chaos joy of queer love & found family & it’s made me so happy to read. You should read it too. #hollanov archiveofourown.org/works/782320...

Hello fellow Loons have you read this fic? if not, run & do not walk, it is so good. archiveofourown.org/works/78511096 #hollanov #heatedrivalry

Yeah this is last year idk why the internet has suddenly rediscovered lumo but it’s suddenly everywhere again 🤦🏼‍♀️

Much Ado About Nothing is forever my favorite I love those chaotic idiots so much

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons

keir starmer’s silence over the ao3 situation is deafening

Good lord, the times are DIRE

😭😭😭😭

Ok, friends. We have to talk about the Scrunch gym legging.

why are we doing this to ourselves? How is it comfortable to have leggings purposely bunched up in your crack?
And if you must sell these scrunch leggings, why not offer a non-scrunch option ?? 😤

Hello I just deadlifted 110 kgs wtfffff

We use a hexbar for deadlifts so it’s I guess slightly less mad than a normal deadlift but I’m still like …. Wtf