as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:
you brought this on yourselves
you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster
you earned this
The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.
It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.
a patch/sticker design depicting a jackalope mask and blood spatter surrounded by the text "NEVER DIE SAD / ALIVE UNTIL THEY KILL US / PISSED UNTIL WE'RE FREE"
you don't get to tap out
because this is not a game
i do feel like we're headed for a realm of bigger counterculture driven by internet weirdo furries and queer/trans people that many of the establishment, even the more normie left-wing flanks, won't know what to do with. if you're uncomfortable with that stuff, now's the time to work through that.
The Jetsons lied to us
ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you
Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.
Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’
Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.
Is this winning?
One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.
The graves of multiple children have been defaced.
One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.
Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.
There's just gotta be a line somewhere.
Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.
I always thought it came from an exaggerated way to say the "god" in "goddamn"
Pandora, nobody's said Pangoro yet. Love him.
I'm going to run for president in 2028 and one of my Day 1 promises is I'm going to hire a couple big bald guys whose only job is to hurl corrupt pols out of public buildings like bouncers ejecting surly drunks, and then yell "and STAY out" at them as they tumble down the steps.
personally I agree that we should indeed reject the hollow pluralism of pretending that we shouldn't judge Klan, Nazi, and sparkling eugenicist subcultures according to what they have historically produced, and would enthusiastically endorse rejecting inclusion of them in public life
This is a William T. Riker appreciation post. Like this post if you appreciate Will Riker.
I like to imagine that Zohran Mamdani, Socialist African-born Muslim, was literally willed into existence by the collective psychosis of the Tea Party GOP over Obama, like the ectoplasm under NYC in Ghostbusters II
The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.
Apparently like every day.
Child: I know your name. Mamdani.
Obama: What’s his first name?
Child: Mayor.
Two lines of three dimensional sans-serif letters colored in gradients of blue and purple reading ‘Maybe it will/Happen today’. Above the ‘y’ in’ today’ and with its bottom point nestled neatly into the fork of the letter it’s a similarly dimensional golden pentagram with little flares of golden light glinting off its vertices. The entire lockup is superimposed over a glittering rainbow as it all streaks together through a black void.
AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS
AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING
WERE
BOTH
RIGHT
"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."
anyone who knew someone with pancreatic cancer knows how big of a deal this is
You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.
A screenshot of a Google News search of "USS Abraham Lincoln", where the first results are headlines about Navy seamen going "'hungry all the time'" and "US sailors share photos of grim meals aboard warships." The picture is of a lunch tray on which is served an unidentifiable battleship-gray slice of possibly potted meat product, next to a burnt-looking scoop of something that might once have been beans or rice. They look absolutely unappetizing and unpalatable.
what is the charge. what crime has been done
A meme. A blurry zoomed-in picture of a single piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, partially blocked by the edge of the bowl. The cereal piece is given "googly eyes" and thick black angry eyebrows and a thick black flat line for a disapproving mouth, as if they were drawn on it with MS Paint. There is a caption above the cereal piece, presented as if it is speaking about the post or comment or picture you have replied to with this meme. The caption is, without quote marks: "what the cinnamon toast fuck is this"
