2008 again in Institute.

My first thought is . . . what exactly is the alleged crime here?

And then I remember -- there doesn't really need to be one.

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The Onion Is Turning Alex Jones’ Infowars Into a Parody Site With a Rainbow Logo Love wins.

Love wins.

The low-millibar hurricane stands alone.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

I got the same email this AM, thought the same thing.

Ok, so I put it on because of your rec, and through the first bit, it’s ok. But the, “Don’t say, “and stuff.”” locked me in. Time to go.

Yes and my car can beat that. It's crazy right?

Happy 80th birthday, Tim Curry.

Be sure to read the whole thing.

On multiple occasions in the past year, members of a security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to justice department of White House officials. Our request for “breaching equipment” – normally used by SWAT and hostage rescue teams to quickly gain entry into the buildings – was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind, locked doors, according to multiple their request

I’ve been drunk but never “call the breaching team” drunk

Opinion | Joe Rogan’s down on Trump — but he’s forever anti-vax MAHA Anthony L. Fisher: The influential podcaster continues to spread RFK Jr.’s anti-vaccine gospel — and a new poll shows more Americans are growing comfortable with having measles back.

When the next measles outbreak makes it to your hometown, call it “The Joe Rogan Experience.”

(new @ms.now column)

@sonnybunch.bsky.social I loved the buttock daredevil soundtrack back in college, and I just checked who produced it: Wind Up Records, home of Creed, Finger Eleven, Evanescence, etc…

taking my rolling prison to the human extinction emporium to grab a $1.50 hotdog, y’all want anything?

Holy shit the whites thought unc meant uncool? Are you serious? My god the fuck is wrong with people

Columbus Blue Jackets give head coach Rick Bowness one-year extension days after saying players ‘don’t care’ and blasting team’s losing culture Usually, an emotional tirade will not get you places at your day job. But for Rick Bowness, it just got him a…

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tweet from @CMGaldre –  Wild be: just getting snack Me: no prob bee Mason bee: just make house Me: build a way b Honey bee:jus sampling the lavenders Me: you know I got an assortment Bumble bee: hey *bonk* I jus *bonk* I h Me: *holds flower still* Wasp: I'LL SEE U IN HELL Me: U TELL THEM WHO SENT U

you have conjured one of my favorite tweets

Paul Bettany and Russell Crowe in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

yeah I like the MCU. the Master & Commander Universe

Turned me onto Daddy’s Little Defect, total banger.

a small price to pay for speed and convenience.

Gotta be honest, I’m still mad that album isn’t available on Apple Music.

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

Vatican City is Overrun with Crime Thanks to Its Woke Pope “The Vatican is in desperate need of criminal justice reform. As of today, any criminal can walk into the Vatican, confess to any crime, immediately be forgi...

"The Vatican is in desperate need of criminal justice reform. As of today, any criminal can walk into the Vatican, confess to any crime, immediately be forgiven, and walk out with zero consequences."
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most nascar races you see on tv were filmed on the first take — talk about talent!

3 Screenshots from the movie "Mallrats" (1995): First, three young men stand outside a mall restroom, engaged in a tense conversation, one of them wearing a beanie and a stained shirt. Second, a man dressed in a makeshift Batman costume with goggles and wings spreads his arms while standing on a mall structure. Third, a brightly lit stage features a man in a light blue suit hosting a talk show segment with three seated guests under spotlights and pink curtains.

Apr 14th - The events of Mallrats took place.

📽️📅 Mallrats (1995)

I don’t do country often, but in between my kids requests I throw in a, “Trashy Women,” or, “You never even called me by my name,” just to keep them on their toes.

Disappointed, though not surprised, I began to describe various life- saving components of USAID’s global health portfolio, highlighting how we prepare for and respond to emerging pandemic threats; support the diagnosis and treatment of tuberculosis, malaria, and HIV; and immunize millions of children from the deadliest childhood diseases. I spoke for about five minutes, focusing primarily on our infectious diseases work and hoping to keep the attention of people who seemed to have no experience—or interest—in global health. When I finished, the room was silent, the political appointees looking at one another in what appeared to be disbelief. The silence was broken by Ken Jackson, who chuckled softly and shook his head. “Wow, there really is so much that USAID does that we never knew,” he said. “This is the story that needs to get out there.” Joel, also smiling, chimed in next, echoing Jackson’s amazement. “I had no idea you did all this,” he said. “As a Republican, when I think of what USAID does in global health, I assumed it was just, you know, abortions.”

This is NUTS

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