Happy Earth Day

what if i fucking kill you

"tyranny of virtue" is such a strange phrase

An archival black and white photograph showing—in the foreground—a KTLA television van at the Nevada Proving Ground, with a cameraman standing on the roof filming the CHARLIE nuclear test, while in the background a large white mushroom cloud rises in the distance, as dirt kicked up by the shockwave radiates out from the base. The fronts of several other dark-colored cars are visible behind the van. Three men are also visible not far from the vehicles, sitting on the ground and looking up at the mushroom cloud.

Today in 1952, during Operation Tumbler-Snapper, Los Angeles television station KTLA made the first live nationwide television broadcast of a nuclear test from the Nevada Proving Ground. The test was Shot CHARLIE, a 31-kiloton airdrop from a B-50 bomber which exploded at a height of 3,447 feet.

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

The Onion Is Turning Alex Jones’ InfoWars Into a Parody Site With a Rainbow Logo Love wins.

We are out of rainbow trucker hats. I repeat: We have sold out of rainbow InfoWars trucker hats.

(We'll restock them. But you can still buy the union-made shirts.)

I am genuinely SHOCKED to discover Hackers only has 7 cigerettes

I will happily bet you anything you’d cared to name. This is essentially a paraphrase of what the consulting class is telling the Democratic Party right now.

its time for gen z to get really into death becomes her

That's good. do that.

No, it's bad. but I can't stop looking at

not great imo

Cover of witching hour 69 features a scary hand with fatal fingers that are each a "scary thing" at the fingertip- noose. Snake, scimitar, revolver, skull. The placement of the fingertips and how they sprout from the hand are just freaking baffling

Are you folks ready for one of the most baffling horror comic covers I've ever seen?

Reallllly ready?

Nice. Ok. Feast Your Eyes on the Fatal Fingers of Witching Hour #69

Tag yourselves, I'm the fingertip sprouting a little revolver.

Reggie and Me #27 (1968) Reggie throws paint on Archie's car only to find it's made Archie even more popular with the chicks as "Archie's Op Art Jalopy"

Another from the recent low-grade 60s-70s bonanza!

Like and RT this post to win a ride in Archie's Op Art Jalopy!

Void where prohibited

There was a great acquisition!

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Folks, i need to raise $580 by the 30th to pay a credit card bill so it doesn't get sent to collections (which i really, really do not want, for a lot of reasons). Please help if you can! PayPal is below or CashApp is $AdrienneLeigh

Like... I'm sorry, but to win future elections, you need a good chunk of the people who sat out in 2016 or 2024 to vote for you, and I just don't think that sneering at them and saying it's their fault that things are the way they are right now is going to win them over, even if you truly believe it

It really bugs me how people all just decided that rangers are synonymous with archers. Often using the terms interchangeably and making joke posts for D&D 5e which say ‘just play a fighter and take some ranged attack feats’.

Even the popularity of Drizzt couldn't fix this!

I've only acquired him very late so it never occurred to me I'm curious to do it myself!

I took Legion to the Quarian fleet in Mass Effect 2; how bad can THIS be?

Big-time tempted to bring Jaheira and Minsc and Boo whenever I do the murder tribunal and see what happens #bg3

ROFL

Our feature artist/reference for today is this BEAUTIFUL page of HEAD ANGLES by the excellent ElolaIllustrator on Instagram! Eyes might be a bit wider here than you like on your characters, but the angles are GOLD! #gamedev #animationdev #characterdesign #drawing #anime #manga

Gail Simone appearance at comics store, 4 Color Fantasies.

Free Comic book day at 4 Color Fantasies store in Rancho Cucamonga, California

SO EXCITED to finally be able to say, I will be at 4 COLOR FANTASIES in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, for FREE COMIC BOOK DAY! It's going to be an all-day party and you need to be there!

Wow

Nah. We've gotten pretty good at surviving in spite of the rest of you fuckers. We don't need you. We never did.

Autistic woman prefers direct communication unless she has to do it An autistic woman who would prefer for others to deliver difficult truths to her without any ambiguity would also rather die than say a single stressful thing directly into another person’s face, it…

Beth Hapworth, 38, who needs clear and direct communication from others in order to avoid misunderstandings, has reportedly become an expert in dancing around, pussyfooting and eggshell-treading.

You trying to get rid of these folks? Make me go back to my old ways?

He's awesome