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Posts by cock sportello

i feel like the smartest person alive when i see how people on TikTok and Instagram uncritically engage in idiotic smear campaigns against (mostly female) celebrities. when i hate famous people for no reason at least its organic dammit

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opened TikTok and saw someone being mad that Marty Supreme was nominated for Production Design and closed TikTok

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fraud at the polls

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What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

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ewan mcgregor and nicole kidman lost their damn minds up there

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BAM ADEBAYO??

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team Israel got Dennis Prager pitching for them?

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it’s so weird that the Offspring’s second-most popular song came out in 2008

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i bet you guys do lol

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this is my first ever original bleet huh

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celebrity sighting at the MOMA hashtag real ones know

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HEATHCLIFFE
IT'S ME
YOUR COUSIN, MARVIN HEATHCLIFF

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was just thinking he looked eerily thin

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i thought he was saying “i’m gonna eat my kids” and not “keys” in Nina + Field of Cops for months

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Pete Hegseth (blacked out): Yoda pussy hit different that shit be like flipping through the yellow pages Lol!
Pete Hegseth: Ah shit is my lawyer in this chat lol
Pete Hegseth's Mom: Yes

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Mulholland Drive was probably the first great movie I've seen that deeply affected me. Didn't even know who Lynch was, watched it with family and they hated it, but for me it was a genuine gamechanger

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