no awoo, 39 platinum fine

the warframe market search window with Voruna Prime Blueprint pulled up in shame, as my luck is (aha) dogshit

fucking fine, you win

i fucked up: the correct quote is "mfs with no skill or knowledge love to talk about the relative importance of those two things" (fixed below)

MC Moon C

what does she confess?

#deadlock #venator #vyper

thanks for the tip

if george lucas were writing the prequels today we'd get darth chuddius

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'

modern day proverbs

The only problem with getting Yakamein is that after you’re finished with it that you inevitably want more of it

Vegeta destroys the Punching Machine

I've been in this field for so long it took me a second to understand why they couldn't stop laughing when I said to a student with a completely blank tone "we need to ream out this hole and rethread it, the nipple on the petcock won't fit because it got damaged by the nearby sloppy butt weld"

IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME

Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) on twitter: "Me, about to boil spaghetti for one." Charles Sprague Pearce - The Little Harvester, Auvers-sur-Oise (La Petite Moissonneuse, Auvers-sur-Oise) A young woman carrying a huge sheaf of wheat.

Gimli: i never thought I'd die without trying some elf pussy Legolas: what about some elf bussy? Gimli: *inquisitive look*

Bsky's broken so nobody will see me post this

#2: NIMBY MILF. I'm your tryst from the wrong side of the tracks. we get into an argument about how I had to take a $39 uber because the busses don't run to your neighborhood

since the website's busted it's finally safe for me to talk about all my most cancellable fetishes

Jokes aside, I have a lot of good selfies, but no free tits on the TL for you

*taps head three times*

The genius of this is posting on a day when the website doesn’t work so no one actually sees it

if you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses

yeah there's absolutely layers to it it, and that's almost certainly a large part of it. plus the pivot to laughing about it since the pushback is pretty benign at the end of the day

its absolutely cover your ass backpedaling after he got talked out of an obvious bad idea/decided he didn't want to make himself available 24/7 to the kind of twitch chatters who could afford the markup and run 5 days of straight convention on a boat instead of sipping drinks by the pool

You don’t want a live action movie of your favorite game, what you want are a series of OVAs directed by a guy best described as a “mecha pervert” and has one of the wildest soundtracks you’ve ever heard in your life

hieroglyphs code #coding #software #programmerhumour #tech #programming

> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme"
> Looks at codebase:

Good afternoon. "The Northernlion Supercruise" was a 3 day sociological study conducted by Queens University. We have completed our study. Thank you for your time and participation.

Help I made the mistake of saying something vaguely repostable on the day when notifications are the most fucked and it’s driving me insane to look at my phone right now

if the bluesky devs could load your posts about "vibe coding" they'd be very disappointed

Something could be a representative invoking the 25th Amendment! Let your imagination run wild

Pesky blinders screen shots and text overlayed, where an enraged Cillian Murphy is excoriating a bunch of guys: “no posting that you can go to jail over” “no fucking posting that you can go to jail over”

Just remember this simple rule, kids: