Letting them go means we can foster more! We have fostered 150 animals in four years, so we have it down.

They will go to another foster home in their home state while they wait to be adopted. I’m sure they will go fast.

Brother and sister! Sweetums is likely a dwarf kitten.

I will update where these guys are headed when I find out. Maybe YOUR town will win the Sweetums lottery.

And, of course, Acorn will be with them.

Sweetums and Aries are transporting tomorrow morning. Bid them safe travels to their eventual forever homes far from Houston!

If I get my husband's cold that he developed yesterday I guess i'll just have to cancel all of it and try again later.

also, two of these are in the med center and one is in the galleria area

I'm the problem, it's me.

I need to fire my scheduler.

Friday: botox injections in my neck
Tuesday: teeth cleaning
next Thursday: mammogram
following Thursday: colonoscopy

"As proposed, the Becker 345 kV project appears primarily driven by a single large data center."

Hey, maybe it's time to get mad at CenterPoint again.

lol I can’t imagine a worse way to use Bluesky than this

If I were a teacher forced to do this performative faff, I'd put up the rules of other religions next to it along with the rules for chess, ping pong and, I dunno, D&D.

Federal appeals court allows Ten Commandments displays in Texas classrooms Texas can keep Ten Commandments displays in classrooms after a federal appeals court ruling. Here’s what it means.

Oh, of course.

Gotta LOT of women in my life who are just barely keeping their shit together. If that's also you, just know that you're not alone.

What is an emergency if not a toddler stumbling through one’s yard for two seconds?

Like they’re the same?

I then overcompensated by showing mom, toddler and another neighbor Sweetums by banging on Chad’s office window. Violently. But they were eventually charmed.

Up late stress-guessing my decision to go outside in my lounge clothes upon seeing my neighbor’s toddler stumble toward my front door from my office thinking UH OH LOOSE BABY only to find her mom was right there and I was like “ha ha sorry I also do this with dogs I see.”

THIS IS SO GOOD.

My niece goes to a law/justice high school. She and the other kids who want to go into law are very serious about learning. Then there are the kids who want to be cops. They’re wrestling, gambling and skipping class and THAT TRACKS.

And they let you keep the free hospital socks!

This thing is a WORKOUT.

Go shop at a barely-lit Kroger, you dumb hog.

I will happily continue shopping at HEB without the random white dude in a MAGA-coded t-shirt taking up space in the middle of the aisle while trying to figure out which mayonnaise to buy.

idiots all the way down

OH, OK!

is this thing on?

The consensus back at the ROM clinic seems to be that Sweetums has dwarfism! A fun thing for our 150th foster.

Sweetums plays.

Trying to eat a little package of nuts and failing miserably. They're on the floor. They're on my desk. They're probably in my hair.