the summer this came out. i got to go see her in concert. tbh i think i’ve been chasing that high ever since!

free beans? in THIS economy??

come on man.

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

that’s such corporate nonsense! i hate office speak!

gamefreak when they introduce the rubber type:

*since covid

fuck outta here things.

anyone else feel like they never fully bounced back since things covid dropped? maybe it’s not covid but the continuous decline of society since, but i feel like a mess.

subs deserve their own day too! :)

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i’d be like; “fellas? in THERE? come on now!”

this attitude feels very heterocentric…

thanks! the two are def not mutually exclusive :)

The stupidest take you ever saw. Comparing a twitch streamer to a genocidal war criminal... Both these things are the same. I am Very Smart. 🧠🧠

moist

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we sure do!

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the snacky stoner in me acknowledges the snacky stoner in you!

in THIS economy??

when you see soldiers what??

The president of the United States is bragging about being able to write his own signature.

how does one encounter such a gif??

Ai slop advertising a food festival that also has children's entertainment. In the background a man plays tennis, but his hands are replaced with tennis rackets.

Close up of Mr Rackets-for-hands

Looking forward to the local body horror festival

Another local festival using ai slop for advertising

Democrats planning to run in November’s midterm elections have been advised not to antagonise pro-AI campaign groups that have amassed more than $300mn to fight for the industry’s priorities. The warnings by top party consultants, corroborated by people close to four different campaigns and party strategists speaking on the condition of anonymity, come despite internal polling for Democrats showing widespread public support for tougher AI rules.

They're calling it the best democracy ever.

www.ft.com/content/7529...

Mutilated a road-killed raccoon. Chainsawed a whale’s head. Dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park.

Isn’t the obvious question to RFK Jr.: What the hell is wrong with you?

what if flat-earthers are a galactic psyop by some other alien race to keep humanity from becoming spacefaring? just cripple our curiosity about space so we don’t reach type 1 civilization? what if imperialism simply does not occur in other alien species and they’re terrified of us??

also "the left" is not embracing MTG lol

did he grunt and/or whimper as he did it??

I refuse to believe someone who worked for years as a professional comedian and writer who made one of the most culturally relevant sketch shows of all time is this naive about the power of the things you say onstage

“I’m on team terf!”

“wtf why do all these terfs think i’m on their team”

Stephen Miller almost says that Trump is seeking a "final solution" in Iran but then catches himself