whatever you say

I cooked the posted money spreaad, that's all I need

im a chaser chaser

pooron

cause of feet?

first weekend in forever where I'm not swamped with work or spending 80% of it sleeping to recover from a hard week so I can go for a run, feels nice to be able to do that again

a cat is sitting in the grass and looking up at the sky . ALT: a cat is sitting in the grass and looking up at the sky .

how it feels to skip class for no particular reason and give yourself a break

this clarifying shampoo gotta show up faster, this product build up is destroying my hair

LETTTSSSSSS FUCKKKINGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

praying for a speedy heart attack

that primordial terror when you mistype a message to one of your trans friends with "he" instead of "she" and have to edit your message as fast as possible before you accidentally upset a beautiful princess

fair, it lacks a lot of features still and isn't anywhere near as active as twitter. i prefer it in some ways but not enough to consistently use it.

everyone thinks I have a wocket in my pocket but the reality is it's just my fat hog

why is the middle egg of exeggutor doing the fucking vegeta face lmao

this is what it feels like to chug half a monster, turn on numetal and start my all nighter

we do!

might lose it if I can't graduate after 4 years because my college has such a deprecated liberal arts department that I can't consistently take the courses I need to graduate

you started with "strapping a transwoman" and nearly lost me after that

The new machinegirl album is so crazy good

divine punishment in the form of the worst tummy ache ever imagined has struck me

I have now had 2 packs in quick succession, onto my 3rd. they have to be sneaking crack into these cause I'm genuinely addicted

my grandma mailed me some snacks as a birthday gift and she has rekindled my love of yogurt covered raisins I am addicted now

is it really? I basically never find myself in a situation where I need to have a yt vid playing and I can't just leave yt open.

lowkey a long distance relationship might fix me

yeah it feels like it's still in beta in a lot of way and lacks a lot of features, I'm only really using it out of protest of hating what twitter has become so much

me and her

I think maybe I shouldn't wait till I pass for legal name change, I really should just work on that asap cause I kinda want to graduate college with Reese on the diploma

"Christian man is SHOCKED by Hindu festival"
dog what kinda slop is my professor fucking emailing us about 😭