Lol, I can buy a dozen bottles each with 1000x 200mg ibuprofen and nobody would bat an eyelash. One of the few perks of living in this country.

I'm too fucking tired for whatever the fuck this is www.ietf.org/archive/id/d...

“i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” okay so you aren't a real hater

HBO is conducting a fascinating experiment right now by putting Hacks and The Pitt on at the same time.

What does it say about you based on which one you watch first?

DO NOT stop The Pitt when the credits start to roll

I didn't think a lot of journos get what qualifies for "discretionary spending" in the Bay Area.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Not a single thought in that head of his.

A Russian Blue cat laying on his back in a sun beam

There are days when I envy him.

Somebody wanted to do a scene from The Birds without even looking up what ornithology means.

Todd is a good follow

It’s a good question, let’s clear the air:

1) Disco is awesome, like 25 all-time classic tracks in a 4 year span,

2) Disco was hated because it was queer, brown, and black,

3) Disco was hated because it paired women and men in a different power dynamic.

4) “Disco Sucks” was a “ MAGA” test run.

Did I remember to turn the stove off? Whatever, someone will let me know if it's an issue.

"Peacock: Television for Autists"

Which one??

"We can't hear your boisterous gay sex over the cheese curds squeaking in our ears"

Wisconsin Synod: If you cross your eyes and really blur your vision, you can convince yourself the choir director is married to someone of the opposite sex.

I'm so glad there's more for you and less for me. It's great there's a use for sour cream left out in the sun.

They can both be wrong all the time

It's a cheese in the same sense that I'm a Lutheran: that label was foisted upon us and we bare only vague physical similarities while lacking any of the meaningful nuances.

I feel this in my soul

Albany will be particularly funny

It's giving after school special with a Mark Snow soundtrack

I love a Huxley reference as much as the next guy, but that "Doors of Perception" thing was beyond gratuitous.

Truly love biodiversity and how life fills in every possible niche. Evolutionary biology is beautiful.

Dose #1 around my eyes was so rough I thought I was gonna be Cyclops.

But now I can handle mildly scented soaps, so I'm basically invincible.

I just started taking Tacrolimus and I'm so curious what my X-Men power is going to be.

The Comeback Recap: Death Hurts An episode that touches on the absence of Mickey finds the tonal balance of finding comedy while delivering a surprisingly emotional punch.

The Comeback pays tribute to Mickey, and I cry like a baby. New recap is up now on Vulture.

Schindler's Item?

I call next on the pitch black tomb after you're done