The NY Times can eat a dick.

Take the White House destruction. A good law would call for the immediate arrest of whoever was hired to do the demolition...BEFORE the demolition even started. YES, before, call it 'Attempted Destruction'.

Anyone involved in the planning should also be arrested.

Etc.

Here is the thing.

IF they try to enforce anything, it is always AFTER the fact.

The law SHOULD be set up in a way that Trump could not possibly, in any way, even have attempted it.

Doesn't get enforced?

Or can't be enforced?

The difference is why the Mango Moron gets away with all the shit he does.

He destroyed the White House even though he was 'not allowed' to.

I don't think Elmer's glue will fix it now.

I'm sick of that shit.

So when the guy picked me up at the airport, I told him it was a great idea to call the company 'ACME Elevators'.

The guy gave me this long, slow look, like he was trying to figure out if I was dangerous or simply crazy.

Very embarrassing.

I worked as a senior field tech support for an elevator company.

I traveled a lot and met a lot of people.

One time, I was in Illinois to meet the owner of a company called ACM Elevator.

A quick look at the email looked like acmeelevator, to my eyes.

He doesn't have the authority to impound the money, and yet he did.

So what fucking good are the laws that prevent him from impounding the money?

Was it a pinky swear?

I'm so fucking tired of reading shit like this. Is it a fucking LAW, or not?

Interesting.

I had occasion to look this up in Google Maps recently, and Google Maps is nothing like this.

Google Maps makes it look like a very thin little creek.

Thank you.

Nah, man.

He would have eaten Grandma.

Well, of course, she threatened public safety.

All the Alabama cops were drooling for dick, and they got excited.

It's usually called DP, but I won't quibble.

Trump administration begins refunding more than $166bn in tariffs Claims system launches months after supreme court ruled Trump had no legal authority to impose tariffs

Does anyone else get the feeling that Trump is trying to bankrupt the country so that the next administration will get fucked?

Yes, I mean Democrats.

Where the fuck is the money going to come from?

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

That cat is asking for a belly tickle.

He even gave the dead guy overtime.

For a week.

He really fuckng hated management.

I worked for Western Union back in the 70s.

Once, a guy dropped dead, and the very first thing his supervisor did was to clock him out.

For contrast, a man who was in management but forced to retire came back to work as a foreman - he was reprimanded for paying a guy who had died.

'Tow' the line.

Typical Trump ignorance.

On a silver platter, if you please.

Come on now!

So what if RFK Jr. gets the munchies?

Ah, yes. Cunt, breakfast of champions.

Correction: Very cute cat in a tiny box.

Everything reminds me of her.

Trump can read?

I feel like I'm in a B-movie and I keep asking the bad guy, "Why won't you fucking DIE?"

That dog deserves a medal.

Well done.

I am strangely unbothered by that.

My Owl will deliver the money through your window...soon.

Lucky me!

I'm 76 and I hope like hell I won't be around in 20 years.

Dude. I'd only be left with 1 Million!

Can't you go down to ... 8 Million?

Bye suckers!

I hit the big time!

We have finally managed to dispatch your package, valued at $11.5 million, for delivery with the assistance of His Majesty's Attorney General for England and Wales ( Richard Hermer, Baron Hermer ), who is acting as your foreign legal representative here in the UK.

I have to ask.

Are the lawyers from Fox News?