Nice. I missed the “puppygirl discourse”. I managed to not even know it happened. Still dont know what it was. Best life.

Have you seen it though? The Book of Mormon is so good.

Is this mean? Yes.

No one is giving me any call backs for my game show idea “LDS or LSD?!?” The show that tests contestants ability to tell the difference between actual Mormon beliefs and stuff the writers thought of while taking acid.

Its honestly kinda hot. Hits the balance of showing and not showing.

Hell yeah

“toxic king @777jorgeivan I asked this chick for a sexy pic and she sent this shit” Picture of a bra and panties hanging on a door with a shadowed silhouette cleverly looking like its wearing them

Good morning sexy!!!

I often ask all three questions of my own cat

Trumps opening and closing that strait more often than your moms legs! Bazongers!

No! I’m not lying. This isnt a prank! Please send help! My pants are on fire! Why wont you believe me?!?

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Good morning Mind Goblins!

These are my testicles. One of them always tells the truth, the other… celebrity gossip.

I’m not gonna do either

You should counterpost better music

People need a thing right now. Its fine. They can have a thing.

Need something fresh to crash out over.

He would nail it

I like when you stay home. Thats where I put all the cameras.

Only 20 hours away! Bet I can do it in 19.5 if I risk a few speeding tickets

You have my attention. When and where?

The ghey of hormuz owns you.

I’m just gonna get dumber

I want to be sorry but your praise has made me want to do it again

Don’t you dare click like. You fuckers always click like on my dumbest shit and you are teaching me the wrong lessons.

No one could ever own the ghey of hormuz…

Those are your points! They point. You got 4.

👆👉👇👈 There you go. Enjoy!

I mean yeah in a way.