Major shoutout to Kevin Love outlet pass highlight videos, which got a shoutout on John Oliver last night. Perfect

Watching the Mariners play the A’s tonight will be weird. There’s a huge part of me that wants the Mariners to crush the A’s so bad that John Fisher feels it inside his rectum. And then there’s a little piece of me that is sad that I feel that way.
Anyway… #TridentsUp 🔱

Wemby wins DPOY and is the first unanimous DPOY, youngest ever DPOY and first ever to win it in the first 3 seasons of a career.
Welcome to the Wemby era.

When you teach @nbabeau.bsky.social how to use “jawn” 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️

Oh. My. Gawd. Brilliance. Perfection.

I can’t find it!!😭😭

Official announcement with all tiebreaker results

The Utah Jazz won the tiebreaker with Sacramento which means even if they are jumped by four teams on lottery night they will keep their pick. Thus ends the pick obligation to OKC.

It’s going to happen this week

I truly feel like I’ve done a public service tonight 😭❤️

Absolutely looking forward to it

It can take the place of basically any noun. Some embellishment is also welcomed.
Those shoes are nice - those jawns are clean.
He throws it down - He dunked that jawn into next week.

Win column. #TridentsUp

It’s everything and anything, Beau

Ok. but a law student in DC … naw

Lolol. This really made me laugh

I knew it!!!!

I don’t need a series spoiler on night one!

I’m watching West Wing for the first time…there is no chance that a high-end escort/law student (if true) in DC doesn’t know the word POTUS and also doesn’t know who Sam is. That’s insane.

Lol at an ad for CVS that has a worker on the floor

😂

Absolutely ruined my night

Absolutely brutal collapse from Muñoz. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😭

Whoa what?? A.I. in a Salt Lake Bees hat!!!

This has legit ruined my day and so everyone has to feel the pain now

Awww thanks!!!!!🙏

Yes, garnish comes with a meal, not before it. Those are called egg rolls and you’re an idiot if you don’t eat them lol. NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN SERVED A PRE-MEAL PLATE OF GARNISH.

Pilgrim I literally never read a prologue on principle alone. If it's that important, it should be in the book.

Doyle789 I agree completely. The epilogues and prologues aren't part of the story. If they were important they would be part of the story. People write forwards for books, that's just another person writing about what they thought about the book or author... I assume that's what author is doing in the prologue and epilogues

Erin I agree. I feel like it's stuff that wasn't good enough to be in the book 20h Reply 100

dude epilogues and prolouges to me are equivalent to dvd bonus features and are therefore skippable unless you're really into it 8h Reply • 255

I do not take booktok seriously and I never will. What the fuck you mean the epilogue and prologue “aren’t part of the book/story”???????

Oh. My. God.
THAT’S NOT EVEN HOW FOOD WORKS, MUCH LESS BOOKS!!!!!
We are so cooked. I have no hope left

no way Will does a full game of zone