Im a bus driver I've no fucking horses nice try tho

Will give them a listen

👏🏻 can't get my flashing blade gif to work🤣

Test for my followers:

Who am I ringing when I
'Get to those Phones'
and ring 0191 488 3188?

Shows your age if you get it

Well the Oompa Loompa and Musk are due back from their 'Golf Trip'

Best get ready for another week of self loving propaganda from the 4th Reich USSA

Elons out in the new Tesla, for sale only in the USSA

I went through this and luckily my employer at the time Northern Rock just sent me to meet my wife at hospital and said see you when we see you ...go!. They were very good employers when it came to family issues but many are not.

Agree, I thought we'd left the kids on X🤣😂

@astonvillaofficial.bsky.social 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😁🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Cant figure out how to incorporate PSR across the league whilst excluding the #cartel

Imagine King Charles' Black N White Army rocking The Palace🤣😂❤⚫⚪

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put into perspective when an expansion to gollowgate which will make our wonky ground look even more daft costs roughly same as an entirely new build with potential for even further expansion if needed in the future

SJP2 will be hosting its first game before Northumberland council open Blyth train station and finsih with their stupid bloody cycle paths🤣😂🤣

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ERM......

Canr we just let him go on a free unless some Saudi club offers a couple £m???

Good luck he was never there when Matt scored🤣😂

They'd find a way to dock us points if we did it the league so corrupt

#NUFC You heard it here first!
Next Arsenal conspiracy theory. Newcastle owners funded purchase of Duran to stop them buying Watkins.

Big Joe and Tonali having his back has allowed Bruno to flourish, long may it continue and Murphy... He's had nowt but stick on twitter but has been outstanding this season saved us £40-50m on a right winger when we didn't have any £ to spend coz of PSR

HERE WE GO!!!!

Cue self entitled Arsenal fans now tugging off about how much he will improve there team🤣😂🤣😂❤⚫⚪

I got blocked for replying to him🤣😂 i really do hate their fans so deluded🤣😂❤⚫⚪

Watch it he'll will block you... he doesn't like people who questions his rants 🤣😂

says fan of club who openly colludes with other entitled 'top6' teams to form a cartel to corrupt the entire PL?!?!

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Could just be that your teams rotten to the core hence so many bookings??

Get a Grip!

God id love and Isak hattrick against the most corrupt team in England next month.

What a pair! #NUFC

Haslam hails Blyth Spartans for long-awaited win against Mickleover There was a long awaited win for Blyth Spartans as they saw off Mickleover at Croft Park.

🟢⚪️ After making three unexpected substitutes following a triple injury blow and going a goal down, it is hardly a surprise Nathan Haslam praised Blyth Spartans for ending their long wait for a win by seeing off Mickleover.

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