Ronald Barthes jumping up out of the grave to add “death of the author, but not for you Armond”

Reading Crito and honestly Socrates was either kind of an idiot or just wanted to be done

Drawing Mr potato head from memory:

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

That Day, On the Beach is a baseball movie

this insane Christopher Doyle run

[stately Adam Curtis voice] Project Mindfuck

Maybe idk what Audrey Hepburn looks like. Or what a pixie cut is. Or what dark is

gotta imagine I'll get a lot of use outta this one

Conclave (2024)

Terrence Malick sitting for an interview

Anora is just Nights of Cabiria for girls who vape

Brother Xing, the only upside of TikTok being unbanned

Don’t get me started

Him, Bowie and now Lynch have been the celeb deaths that crushed me most

Pussy

Absolute no one is doing it like her

what a weird filmography

Hell yea

Good year (with… certain caveats)

the Chad This Guy vs. the Virgin numbskull podcasters crying about its pacing

I say this as a guy who often traffics in short, quippy or jokey reviews: Letterboxd was a mistake

Sammo Hung in Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In

the god

Hell yeah

you can't call anyone an old slut on junk anymore, because of woke

just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling “you there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours 🙄