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A Man and His Meat Boy kibble went viral. Here, John Paul Brammer explains why you'll have to pry his dry, loose meat from his cold, dead hands.

In my latest for Playboy, I wrote about meat, masculinity, and "boy kibble," the trend of men eating a pack of unseasoned ground beef for dinner. I argue it's the perfect meal to illustrate the isolation and nihilism in our ultra-capitalist system www.playboy.com/read/lifesty...

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George Lucas Saying β€œAnd then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

George Lucas Saying β€œAnd then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

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probably if i stopped being pedantic and annoying i would die

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Fix your hearts or die.

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Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

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Be kind to your neighborhood sporty lesbian today. Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird split up.

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its crazy that we get to live on a planet full of beautiful transsexual wife's

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satomi asking yahoo answers if he has feelings because he hugged a guy

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Taemin performs his new song "Permission" at the Coachella.

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welcome back welcome back!

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in the end pencil will always be a favorite medium

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thank you wormy i love it when they squish against each other, i hope you can have some fun pencil adventures soon!

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The Yorknew City arc in Hunter x Hunter is so cool because it’s three of the main characters looking on eBay for a PlayStation 1 game off screen while the fourth develops a Martial Art centered entirely around being history’s greatest hater.

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God I hate this genre. These kids who protested Gaza got arrested, expelled, beaten up, doxxed, lives ruined by outside agitators and were utterly betrayed by the administrations that should have protected them at any cost. Shut the fuck up.

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prosecutor shen πŸ‘©β€βš–οΈ (1/2)
#svsss

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practice dating lesbingqiu just means their drunk makeouts are now sanctioned and can happen when not drunk!

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thank you!

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yes:) squishy:)

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i love boob

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Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids

Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids

Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids theonion.com/once-adventurous-salmon-...

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thank you she's really grabbing her hips hehheheh all the better to pull her closer with!

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a pencil sketch on lined notebook paper of lesbingqiu nude and making out. shen qingqiu is sitting with one hand on the bed and the other cradling the side of binghe's face and neck. binghe is kneeling on the ground between shen qingqiu's legs and has one hand tangled in her hair and the other at her hip. binghe's eyes are closed and sqq's are open

a pencil sketch on lined notebook paper of lesbingqiu nude and making out. shen qingqiu is sitting with one hand on the bed and the other cradling the side of binghe's face and neck. binghe is kneeling on the ground between shen qingqiu's legs and has one hand tangled in her hair and the other at her hip. binghe's eyes are closed and sqq's are open

notebook lesbingqiu #svsss

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This is true on basically every scale. Nobody should have enough money to make themselves a societal problem, and no nation should have enough power to make themselves a global threat. Nobody should have enough financial power to trap their family members at home.

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omg hes so wet. this is bueaitufl. beautiful. that shirt is going to be so stretched out from how he's pulling it

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A Modern AU where Binghe/Bingge is in bed while wearing Shen Yuan's t-shirt despite the tight fit. He is holding the hem up to his nose with one hand while the other is in his boxer briefs. He is blissfully touching himself while fantasizing about Shen Yuan in a dimly lit bedroom.

A Modern AU where Binghe/Bingge is in bed while wearing Shen Yuan's t-shirt despite the tight fit. He is holding the hem up to his nose with one hand while the other is in his boxer briefs. He is blissfully touching himself while fantasizing about Shen Yuan in a dimly lit bedroom.

every single modern AU Binghe/Bingge has stolen SY's shirt for nefarious purposes at least once (if not multiple times) 🀭

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