I love us

This is so fucking cute

Shes so small guys (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)
A quick Abigale drawing for today
#mtgart #silverquill

Prismari for sure, and I'm going to MC Amsterdam, so can save shipping!

Alrighty! We got this book into the NYT Best Seller list - let's give a copy away to someone who didn't get one 👀

To enter the give away: Follow me, comment your Strixhaven College, and be able to be contacted and supply a shipping address so I can get it to you. I'll pick a winner this Friday!

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

Do you guys remember that stupid ass robot dog the nypd bought and it turns out once you just use spray paint on its ‘face’ it becomes functionally useless until someone cleans it. My fat ass is not gonna go to jail because some damn ass robot can beat me in a foot race is all I’m gonna say

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong CHICAGO—Concluding that the costs of keeping such a device in the bedroom far exceeded the benefits, a study released Monday by the University of Chicago’s sleep lab found a strong link between poor s...

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

This week’s giveaway is a textured alter: Siesmic Sense!

Just be following me and repost to enter, I will pick a winner Sunday the 19th!

Mystic Archive Force of Will

It was destined to be

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

This keep is like animal instinct lmfao

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u

#transdayofvisibility #tdov

Republican leaders rushed a 2 AM vote to let the government spy on Americans without a warrant.

It’s good they failed.

Americans are rightfully afraid of government overreach. We need to prioritize protecting their personal data & not force bills through in the dark of night.

Realised only too late that I could have been calling my rat deck "Rat's All Folks!" instead of Removal Kindred. Sad world we live in

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war]

President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay

Media: they are feuding😳

Black-and-white screenshot from The Witcher 3 of Zoltan Chivay with his arms crossed. The dwarf character has a big bushy beard and small spiky mohawk. The edge of the image is outlined by a thin gold frame.

We're deeply saddened to hear about the passing of Alexander Morton, the voice of beloved Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings and The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. Our thoughts are with his family and friends.

Thank you for bringing Zoltan to life. The Continent is already missing you 💔

Get that giant apothacery chest & fill it with cards

It's easy to get annoyed at Keir Starmer and his increasingly desperate attempts to worm his way out of a situation of his own making that's totally gone to shit, but I think it helps if you think of him as being played by Tim Robinson in an I Think You Should Leave sketch.

That hood, cape, and hair are giving extreme "based on a genAI design" energy.

"Please stop referring to my son's homework as 'slop', he worked on it a bit"

A screenshot of an Instagram post by MarvelStudios showing Robert Downey Junior and Chris Evans flanking one of the Russo Brothers. The perspective makes the Russo Brother look really small compared to the two others

Losing my fucking mind at how this looks like Robert Downey Junior & Chris Evans are at a parent-teacher conference defending their young son from a mean teacher

Adding my cats for attention lmao

My cats, Pan & Bonnie

Magiccon Folks - do you generally bring cards you want people to sign, or your playmat?

A traditional illustration done in acrylics featuring Blech. Blech is a pest, a creature that exists on the plane of Strixhaven. Pests come in many shapes and sizes, often looking like something of a mix between reptiles, amphibians and grubs. Blech is a particularly large, chunky pest of mostly red and green coloring with a white underbelly. He has bright red eyes, many teeth and spines and is lazily lounging on a moss covered branch, surrounded by various small creatures of the forest.

"Blex, Loafing Pest" for Secrets of Strixhaven!

Changes how I’m gonna imagine her friend Tippy

weaponizing extreme misogyny by asking every girl in my contacts list if they are Wet Jeans Club or Dry Jeans Club