I feel like that ship was much bigger when they took off.

What the fuck are you talking about? The Democrats have happily embraced the guy nationally, the only real opposition is coming from local politics dead enders that you can just kind of ignore.

Imagine being a Greenland shark. Deep under the ice, below any sight of the sun, you float almost motionless above the seabed. You do not know what is happening anywhere else in the world. You do not even know there is anywhere else in the world. This is the seven hundred years of your life.

conservatives are so stupid man

lmao

removing the real, faltering trump from the news and replacing him with an imaginary trump of their own invention. more he falters, the more the imaginary reasonable trump shows up in the stories and especially the headlines

Wow did something happen in the US in January 2025?

Press gave Biden far worse coverage for a small number of American soldiers dying while leaving a war than to Trump for a similar number dying while starting a war for no reason. It makes you think!

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

How can you possibly morally justify a first strike against a country “because it might get nukes” when you beforehand unilaterally backed out of the deal to keep that country from getting nukes?

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Splash Hog

The worst part of being a man is learning the names of the seemingly infinite manufacturers of plastic urinal splash guards.

I am sorry but this is still the core problem with trying to parse anything he says about tariffs.

Deporting undocumented immigrants only gets to 22% in this YouGov poll. 6/

the art of enjoying social media is to be the guy at the front of the picture and not give two fucks about the guy at the back

I quit Instagram but I still take pictures so

the federal government is nearly universally staffed with people who are so dedicated to caring about their neighbors that they volunteer to take a steep pay cut and absurd job instability just to be able to help make your life better without any expectation of thanks

consider my ass and my hole

Teamsters back Greg Abbott as unions split endorsements in governor's race The state’s largest labor group, the Texas AFL-CIO, is backing Democrat Gina Hinojosa.

I know a lot of people operate off the assumption all unions are good and should be regarded as such at all times but they are in fact very different depending on their leadership and membership.

Let’s go buddy the light is grey!

“Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005.”

“For much of the 2010s…it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States.”

Apple: Thanks for taking a pic who would you like to send it to?

Me: Probably one of the several people I text every day.

Apple: Are you sure you wouldn’t rather send it to that guy who broke your heart a couple months ago and haven’t talked to since? I’ll put him first just in case.

I don’t think any of us will be fully happy with the Democratic Party in our lifetimes simply because it has the unenviable task of managing a coalition which spans the entire political spectrum left of Franco. This is also why we’re stuck with it forever.

i’d go further than this and say that people who have shared values can legitimately disagree on tactics or interpretations or actions based on those values, a thing that is entirely normal IRL relationships and completely absent in online associations

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers

The Sunfly karaoke guy

We love seeing this guy

Polling during Biden's Presidency showed that Americans believed unemployment was at *all time highs* when it was actually at all time lows. The media comprehensively and systematically lied to Americans