exactly like acab but that doesn't mean be a fucking moron when they arrest an actual crazy fucking person

well yes😭

by all means bluesky, load at a glacial pace you know how that thrills me

me if they ever on my doorstep telling me I'm being drafted

unpopular opinion, I like shaved bush more than intact💔

the bucket:

idk wtf is up with my gender
I hate being called a man, but I love being called a boy

ok but if you like summarize what's his saying without all the craziness it's basically "game makes you care for a kid hoping this translates to you wanting to care for a kid irl" it's not that crazy of an analysis

me eating all the onion rings when my friend isnt looking

thought that was just me
homophobia I say

in depth SpongeBob discourse happening in dms

did the app just shat itself again I chose a hell of a time to come back

the "popular with friends" feed being all dick pics
oh I'm sure

me showing up to the scat function and nobodys playing jazz

I think of it as that one Akira clip I'm getting mental brook Lynn hytes flashes

the pipeline of
1"ew that's a straight boy thing"
2"wait but doesn't that make it kinda hot"
3"I love this thing now"

I wish I was kidding😭

there's this glitch on TikTok where no matter what I search, the third result is always Brook Lynn Hytes out of drag

Nessarose:

airing out my business on the blue sky????

omg bluesky has no API rate limiting
I just saw a bot account repost a THOUSAND posts at once 😭
no wonder y'all get DDOSed

literally my last dm to you is this exact thing😭

telling conservatives AND liberals I'm a cis male lesbian and shoving my phone up my ass

Sorry I can't make it im seated for Stop that train! The first movie from the drag race universe

Mr Incredibles to Elastigirl

oh thats

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gulp is this me shade

this made me understand the "spiritually Israeli" thing omfg