i stole the snail out of the fish tank in the community center to give to the racoon

Sondheim would’ve loved Animal Well. and Blue Prince.

…have I tweeted this before?

Would cast Gianmarco Soresi
as Andrew Garfield as Jonathan Larson in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Tick, Tick... Boom!

…is Grease an opera…?

Plz don’t interact unless you can independently explain the core similarities between vaudeville and opera

Oh god. Is Ride the Cyclone an opera? Do I gotta start over as “Opera Theatre Mash?!?”

Sunday In The Park With George (1984)
Into The Woods (1986)
Assassins (1990)

Ragtime (1998)
Seussical (2000)
A Man of No Importance (2002)

Why Hellfire is the Best Disney Villain Song Ever YouTube video by Sideways

. @sideways440.bsky.social I have no words. I feel like I gotta rewatch this right away, all over again with a notepad in front of me.

youtu.be/-dJLcqHdRv8?...

Unmatched musical theatre trope:

“Oh, Babe, won’t you please sing for us?”
“I couldn’t possibly”
“Babe, please?! They’ll all love it”
“No no no, I can’t…”

[Babe points at conductor] “D-flat, Major.”

Conductor immediately starts playing the song’s intro with the entire orchestra. Perfectly.

Run, don't walk.

Cynthia Erivo was famous for her rousing anthems. She demanded a rousing anthem in every show she ever did…

…even if it wasn't appropriate.

Would fly out of state to play the best Man in Chair juice ever seen…

I would KICK ASS at “who do we think everyone is playing at the Jimmy’s” bar trivia.

I’m watching Sondheim intro a bit by Tom Lehrer and it reminds me that I’m still waiting for a Bo Burnham musical…

Like…

If I still made YouTube videos I’d have a lot to talk about how “The Plan” from Death Becomes Her and “It’s a B-Movie” from The Brave Little Toaster are the same song

Amnesty is a Kirby game:
- Railroaded platformer at the beginning
- Emphasizes clever-but-one-note character traits that fully define characters
- Takes a WILD AND SCARY planet-sized, eldritch horror-inspired turn in the post-credits chapter

Balance is a Mario game:
- Large cast of affable NPCs
- Worlds and Levels structure
- Collect-a-thon for the 7 Grand Relics / Super Stars

Photo of the cover for “The Man Who Never Was” by Ewen Montagu featuring an illustration of a British uniform and hat, but with an invisible face.

Grandma’s giving away a bunch of her old books and look what I scored! @mincemeatlive.bsky.social

this Hamilton performance

…I don’t think Great Comet is gonna win tonight.

PUT 👏 ZOOMBINIS 👏 IN 👏 FORTNITE!

🧱 Happy Pride! 🧱

Day 147 and @blueprincegame.bsky.social is 100% my “One must imagine Sisyphus happy” game.

»SAVE & CONTINUE«

Did Randy Newman ever do a musical?

A Punnett square crossing: Played Nintendo as a Kid Played SEGA as a Kid Watched Bill Nye the Science Guy Watched Beakman's World

Wait. I think there are only four types of people.

Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek

Holy JPEG Batman! Yeesh.
(And I checked several sources. This is from Spotify, but it’s this crunchy even on Ghostlight’s website.)

In today’s "nobody has cared enough to update this album art for a musical" we have White Christmas.

They didn’t even bother to center the scan of the vinyl jacket.

A screen shot of the Secret Garden where the album art is a scanned photo of an old crumpled cd insert.

Post your favorite “nobody has cared enough to update this album art for a musical” pics.

I’ll go first.