<rinses sinuses>
"Ah, I can smell everything." ☺️
<goes outside>
"Aah! I can smell everything!" 😱

Chip Roy Unveils ‘MAMDANI Act’ to Bar, Deport Migrants Over Ideology The proposed legislation that would expand the grounds for denying entry to and removal of non-citizens based on their political and ideological affiliations.

Vote this vice-signaling, unamerican asshole out of office.

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If anyone ever says that rotisserie chicken of a president we have hasn't aged, play some audio of him from ten years ago.

a bunch of fish swimming in the ocean with the words " its mackerel monday " Alt: a bunch of fish swimming in the ocean with the words " its mackerel monday "

It's just another...

If you stay with me, I'll bake you a bread helmet.

Kinda wanna built a terrarium metropolis, fill it with newts, and train them to take over.

Reviewing my book already, eh? 😉

I'm winning a war that's not a war, and it's the media's fault!

"I've helped countless indie auth—"
"Gonna stop you right there. I betcha I could count 'em." 😉

I am beyond livid with all the dystopian products and services naming themselves after Tolkien's creations. Whoever the wokest companies are, I'm begging you to name your shit after Ayn Rand's works. We gotta get 'em back somehow.

"Snitches get stitches."
"Cool. Who gets scritches? I'm more interested in that."

Tea is for reading.
Coffee is for writing.

Zeus to Thanatos: "I'm sending JD Vance to help Sisyphus."

I love Burbank, but I still don't know why we're banking burs.

"Hey! You stole my $20."
"That's right. Your 47-year war against us is over, once and for all. Now, here. Take this $40 and go away...that is, if that's okay with you."
"We will. But we still want our original $20 back."
"Fine. Here, have that too."
And the chorus sang, "Art of the deal, baby!"

Reader, I marred him.

<slaps hood>
This puppy's got a smooth 1.08 manpower.

My kingdom for a brain capable of better descriptions from the outset. 😆

RFK Jr. needs to make another horror movie with Kid Rock. Best scare I've had in years.

Footloose is the outermost circle of dystopian hell. I never thought it was possible, but now it feels like we might get there. And after that, we're on to Soylent Green!

As we wage war on our enemies, we must keep what we're fighting for firmly in mind. So, here's a reading from Bubba Hotep delivered by Wrinkles the Clown.

Imagine believing Sean Hannity had any kind of religion that didn't involve worshipping the almighty dollar.

Elmo, the Barbarian
What's best in life?
Friendship, sharing, grinding fascists into dust.

An interesting fact is that the symbol on Superman's costume is actually an "S", because he's "S"uperman. Get it? Glad I could help.

The ever-deepening mystery.

Not any good ones. 😜

a parking lot with cars parked in it and a building in the background . Alt: ZZ Top waving and disappearing.

Expand the ZZ Topverse. I want a planet full of these mysterious, cool characters – big beards, sleek cars, weird teleportation abilities. They could've made their own version of "Yellow Submarine". I don't know what the hell any of it means, but I'm intrigued.

Could somebody tell the sun to put a shirt on? 😎

A reminder that Nostradamus couldn't be bothered to devote even a single quatrain to this shit.

These dogs are gonna put them out of business! 😆