someone get me in touch with The Outfit podcast

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

The lads UTV

Yupppp

Morgan Rogers a stone cold killer

Let’s fucking go

UP THE VILLA

Donald Trump was on the Jabba the Hutt pleasure barge logs

Stinky

Matty Cash thank fuck someone scored a goal

Oh hell yeah. I’m jacked up baby.

I watched Dee Brown obliterate my friend's ankles and then throw an oop to Shannon Brown at an AAU event sophomore year.

Looking at JDM import sites. Yeah I’m thinking it’s midlife crisis time

Thinking about all the hot dog weekend pictures im missing because nobody can post

if you’re a fan of FUN and GAMES check out my new thing: Saturday Night Five, where chat pays me to do things in fives, happening once a month on twitch.tv/libtron

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

Between the Weber/Blackstone merger deal and Costco changing diaper supplier, this has been the biggest Dad News week in literally my entire life

You guys are the best

among the most critical jobs of the father is eating toast crusts

Rumors I went “unc mode” yesterday are unsubstantiated

Ouuuhhgg ooohhuhgh

you love to see it

He rocks so much lol

Pie crusts start today for thanksgiving:
Classic Pumpkin
Salted Caramel Pumpkin
Cranberry Frangipane

now thats nice

Incredible brain

Told my daughter before her first try of solid food “it’s time to go sweet potato mode”

They said he couldn’t get Culver’s on a Friday night. Oooooh baby they were wrong.

I would have loved to have been at that photo shoot

Flush dns, dawg

Hell I just love the stuff