A budgeting app called Pennywise.

I’d keep our small local LARP group alive, and finally run that Paranoia LARP I’ve dreamed of.

Outside of that, I think I’d pursue a fully handmade wardrobe.

Also, I’d hold lots of space for techniques and projects that in ordinary life don’t pursued because of time/money constraints.

Silicon Valley was a mistake.

I’m just an internet rando, but as someone who 6 months ago was where it sounds like you’re at, take the leave if you can.

I was “fine” because I could technically get through each day until I was very abruptly not fine.

Please cite the deep magic to me. My memory is shit and I’ve forgotten most of it.

Cheese has, by definition, gone bad and you should not eat it.

It’s gross.

Idk if I qualify as a maiden, but I enjoy balls in the same way one enjoys a rubber chicken, or one of those inflatable arm waving tube guys they have at car dealerships.

Goofy and arguably superfluous, but the world would be less rich without them.

Mix it with soda water, and it’s extra delicious.

Most recently I discovered Little Rocket Lab by virtue of weird racist freaks being weird about the fact that it had a hijabi character. I found the game delightful.

I’ve started using this phenomenon as a tool for recommending me new games. It is, as you say, a fairly reliable indicator of a good game.

Gonna write *such* a strongly worded letter.

🧵

Yep, my apostrophe has given me a lifetime of trouble.

I’m stubborn though, so my married name has both the original apostrophe and a shiny new hyphen.

It’s fun to pretend.

Wring whatever tarnished shreds of bitter joy you can from this hellscape.

I’m not saying I believe that It Happened but my morning tarot pull today was the King of Wands, inverted, so if it did Happen, you’re welcome.

Way of Kings!

Any actual pitch for a serious opposition party against the modern GOP has to go beyond promising to stop Trump and also include taking all of Musk, Thiel, Andreessen, Horowitz, Zuckerberg, and everyone else of their ilk's money, nationalizing anything useful they've made and putting them in a pit.

Dang, if only there was some sort of legislative body that could do something about this. Some kind of check and/or balance.

Tbh I just stopped wearing pants

Sounds like they only like fights they think they can win.

I helped make this!

“Isn’t that the one about the trust fund jock who owns slaves and becomes a cop?”

The bigotry is in the work itself, and also she has specifically said that she views consumption of the work as indicative of support for her views.

I’m not trying to teach her a lesson, I’m trying to not support her bigotry with my personal dollars.

The size of the screen must be proportional to the size of the purchase. This is why millennials have such a hard time buying houses.

You’ve just got to boondoggle hard enough that your billions become mere millions

Stable of horses, keepers, and jousting instructors for the medieval games.

Space/flight sims complete with a starship bridge for the sci-fi ones

Build a lagoon and put some pirates ships in it

STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”

I have a couple of bisexual jokes, but I can’t decide which one I should tell.

I’m increasingly less convinced we ought to have borders of any kind, but as long as we do, yeah, open that shit up, it’s just lines on a map.

I’m sorry he what? Ew.

Seals can fuck you up. I once watched the marine mammal center collect a sick wild seal to take to their facility for treatment.

It took half a dozen people to coax it into the carrier. It did not want to go. I watched it bite through a 2x4.