It’s also purest Buggles!

I’m a day younger than Molly Ringwald - my high school years correspond perfectly with her John Hughes films (PiP being senior year).

Hard to decide which I loved most between Caravaggio, Pretty in Pink or Sid and Nancy 🙃

I still miss their fry-ups at their first KXR location!

Konstam’s final form? Or whatever was in that pub before or after them?

Ayoooooo! Sitting on a sofa in Bloomsbury next to a small, lazy whippet!

Have you told Americans what a ‘melt’ is yet? If not, it’s time.

This guy is an epic centrist (if you haven’t worked that out already) whose opps on the left refer to him as Jimmy Bollock.

FYI @judeinlondon.com this book exists…

After the Met NFA’d a fully witnessed violent harassment against me because they are useless, I do think most of this stuff is security theatre to intimidate law-abiding people:

Post something random or you’ll have an AWFUL April

Sounds like Gammon

Phew!

Um isn’t he an L Ron?

That sounds incredible TBF!

Iced tea is brilliant, quel problème?

Anyway, it’s worth noting that “islamo-leftism” is no less an insane conspiracy theory than Adolf Hitler’s deranged rambling about Judeo-Bolshevism was, and it’s no less insane because it’s the same thing presented in slightly different packaging.

There is always too much STUFF in Ben & Jerry’s flavours and/or one ingredient amongst the STUFF is something I dislike. Any intel on Haagen Dazs* offers?

*I still mourn the loss of HD Swiss Almond Vanilla, the perfect flavour.

Probably made from scratch in nice places and Marigold elsewhere, with fresh chives scattered across both.

Is one of them called Ramsey? If so, he became a Local Character in New Cross circa the ‘80s (it was explained to me that this guy had been in Them but it might just be bad lore).

Fun fact: his two nieces were massive ravers at that time, dating my flatmates who were guys in the Monkey Drum Balearic crew… and one of them (Holly) went on to manage Banksy!

To all my Muslim friends and neighbours, Eid Mubarak 🌙

I’m loving that she obviously hasn’t ever worked retail, where it is drummed into sales staff that touching a shoplifter can become an assault charge, and quite right too!

Best of luck, Danny! I got this in 1974 when I was given the all-clear for Wilm’s tumour - I’d just turned 6. Hope you join me in survivor’s corner soon!

I shouldn’t laugh but PWAHAHAHAHA

This is the tomb of Leopold Fucker, 1901-1980 in Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris.

Found him!

I think Lèopold Fucker is around there somewhere…

I thought they were excruciating in the late ‘80s and nothing’s changed my mind since!

Standard Minnesota goodbye!

Maternal grandfather was a factory manager who pivoted to local hardware store owner when my grandmother fell ill, then pivoted to property investments; paternal grandfather tried his luck in ‘30s Hollywood and eventually became an exec at an employment agency.