Me: Swimming in the Aegean, my cruel but stunning mistress watching me from the beach.

Hiring Manager: ….And where do you see yourself SIX years from now?

Celebrating today by pistol whipping the cashier at Sheetz to get $ for my next fix of delta-8 gummies.

YouTube guy:
Something is about to happen in the next 24 hours that will end human civilization as we know it, but first this channel wouldn’t be possible without our corporate sponsor, Surfshark secure VPN service.

This should have a million likes.

[5pm in the Fillmore White House]

It’s Millard Time!

The Dodgers let Mr. Peanut pitch relief in last night's game. He got shelled.

drinkin the mac n cheese juice with a straw

My I start you with an egregiously over-hopped IPA?

okay, well we serve small plates here. I'd recommend three or four small plates per person, or maybe five if you're feeling a little naughty! Great! Now if you'll just follow me to your teeny tiny wobbly table

Greetings from Fentanyl Falls, WV.

I miss Remy and D.O. so much.

Tryna bring back saying "Barf out. Gag me with a spoon."

our dog, who arfed in heaven

ha! you said moon

FOX: Tomorrow on Orban & Friends . . .

before they murder

A magical album from start to finish.

speunge bath

Remember the old days when you could meet a guy named Stan?

Cheerios really chap my ass.

Especially in Other Voices, Other Rooms.

I’m gonna make my Kung Fu Grip GI-Joe fight Walter Becker.

Wear your good Scorpions t-shirt.

NPR Post that says: With gasoline prices averaging above $4 a gallon nationally, drivers are grappling with a sharp rise in fuel costs. Here are some ideas to consider if you're trying to cut your fuel costs.

@kattsdogma.bsky.social It's not drive the car, right?

Wu wei cool

A panoply of manatee.

Smooth jizz

get this, it's sleep on the other side

nice yeast; nutritional?

I’m sorry, Jackie. 💔