Have a comfy new seat, took a while to arrive.
But will be sat on that when I finally take 30 pies, for my 30th

Have about half the shaving cream I need for my birthday celebration. I am now realising how much 30 is.

Depends on what you like. Donkey Kong Banaza is a mix of 3d platforming and destruction sandbox. Fantasy life is a RPG life sim, mario kart is mario kart. Yakuza 0 is great if you never tried it, a weird mix of fighting game, open-world and mini games.

Looking cute in cream and that gunge looks sloppy.
Can't wait to see more, especially with how much you are enjoying it.

April Fools assumes that most days you are dealing with gunky fools. I can speak from experience there are plenty of fools.

Do we really need a long written post to explain this 😛

I'll throw my hat in the ring. I think this is quite a big gunge bulge.

Well with 30 odd pies apparently, I'm sure I'll get one of those too.

It's definitely a favourite 😝

Thanks, I felt cute. The pants were from a friend, so I don't know at the moment. Though apparently they'll look a little cuter at some point as 30 some pies are coming it's way.

Selfie/video probably. Going to need quite a few cans and plates.

Actually here's my last selfie till the big three-oh. Don't think I look too bad, no obvious wrinkles yet lol.

Sounds fun! Sadly don't have the space for it. Maybe changing it to 30 pies or something?

Oh boy. Time goes fast, and I'm looking down the barrel end of becoming 30. I'm okay with getting to this age, my mid-20's is actually the first time I felt comfortable being myself.
What do you guys think is a good way of celebrating?

What a great dunk! And the direct hit of gunge over the head, looks like a great time!

Naughty? I'm nothing if not well-behaved.

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Get that classic gameshow look, and everyone will know you like to play dirty 😈

I mean both of the singlets look pretty green to me.

Maybe a bucket of gunge over it? Make sure to get some in the pocket. Got to do a thorough test!

Darn, if there was only a way to test how much gunge it can hold.

Wow, nice jumper. Could I ask how much mess can be stored in the large pocket? Just in case I need that info.

I recognise that tank. Though they didn't feel the need to restrain you though.

Hey everyone, let's celebrate a belated Valentine's day. Oops. Tried a few new things including a narrator, and some stock images and goo preview. If you enjoyed please tell me, and if you didn't still tell me! Just want to make things that everyone can enjoy!
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Great coverage. That pie looks fun, and the mess already on you looks amazing.

Gotta love pie balloons.

That looks great, makes me want to make some slop balloons again!

Sounds like a skill issue 😝. Love your outfit.

They are great to play with, but fill them up where you plan to keep them, as they get incredibly heavy quickly.

Splt half-submerged in a bucket of gunge.

Sadly I couldn't get it out today, but probably tomorrow, a Valentine's video, featuring a large tub of gunge. I hope you look forward to it when I finish it. #gunge #gaygunge #WAM

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