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Posts by 🌮 Adam Wickliffe

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Join the Slice - News Reader beta Available on iOS

Introducing Slice--a news reader and podcast player that puts you back in control of what you read and hear.

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Join the Slice - RSS Reader beta Available on iOS

Introducing Slice--an RSS reader and podcast player that puts you back in control of what you read and hear.

Be one of the first to check out the early betas. Let me know what you like, what you don't like, and what causes resprings. testflight.apple.com/join/jtfwA6bG

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Forgot I own the bullshithour.com domain. Probably should do something with that.

Says the guy who also owns tacoadam.com.

Something is wrong with me.

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A sign that Pam Bondi, while trying to distract from the fact that Donald Trump is a pedophile by talking about a measure of stocks, is like her boss a piece of trash. Who the fuck cares what the stock market is when asked about people who like to fuck children?

A sign that Pam Bondi, while trying to distract from the fact that Donald Trump is a pedophile by talking about a measure of stocks, is like her boss a piece of trash. Who the fuck cares what the stock market is when asked about people who like to fuck children?

What now Pam?

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Screen capture of a Facebook comment that says, “It’s like Pretty Woman except with Eva Braun and Jabba the Hut.”

Screen capture of a Facebook comment that says, “It’s like Pretty Woman except with Eva Braun and Jabba the Hut.”

No further reviews are necessary for #Melania

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A brief history of Times New Roman | Typography for Lawyers Typography for Lawyers

"Times New Roman is not a font choice so much as the absence of a font choice, like the blackness of deep space is not a color. To look at Times New Roman is to gaze into the void."

Savage.

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I like music.

Narrator: He did indeed like music. One specific kind of music.

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a woman with purple hair is laying in bed with the words " you need a tic tac " written below her ALT: a woman with purple hair is laying in bed with the words " you need a tic tac " written below her

(Hands me a Tic Tac)

You’re welcome!

Narrator, too late apparently: Thank you…

6 months ago 0 1 0 0
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H: What are the seasons?

Me: Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter. Sometimes Fall is known as Autumn. You have an Autumn in your class.

H: Is Summer also a name?

Me: Yes. Do you know a Summer?

H: No, I only know Fall.

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a man wearing sunglasses is riding a motorcycle with the words complete unknown written on the bottom ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is riding a motorcycle with the words complete unknown written on the bottom

Siri, is Bob Dylan older than a tree?

Siri: "Here's what I found on the web for Bob Dylan tree"

7 months ago 1 1 0 0
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Parks And Recreation Andy GIF ALT: Parks And Recreation Andy GIF

If you put hot pepper up my nose, I can sneeze my tooth out.

(On solutions to a loose tooth) 🦷

7 months ago 0 1 0 0
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Trump fires labor statistics chief hours after data showed jobs growth slowed — Guardian US US president accused of ‘firing the messenger’ as he makes claims without evidence about Erika McEntarfer

When I was in middle school, I got a D in Algebra I. Never did I think that firing the teacher was an option being I didn't like the results of my work.

A missed opportunity.

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8 months ago 1 0 0 0

And? I always request not only a big piece, but the corner piece.

Who’s with me?

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Everything is fine

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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North Carolina would like to have a word with Tennessee #AppleMaps

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And now we know why…

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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PHOTOS OF TRUMP AND EPSTEIN TOGETHER?

(Written in all caps because I know my audience)

8 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Congress rolls back $9 billion in public media funding and foreign aid The House approved a Trump administration plan to rescind $9 billion in previously allocated funds, including $1.1 billion for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

1. I will definitely be increasing my monthly donation to my local public radio station.
2. Fuck Trump.
3. Fuck Republicans.

@npr.org #SouthCarolina
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8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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And I always thought MAGA's entire obsession with Epstein was stupid and a distraction, but this "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" business makes me wonder if something is actually there.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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The more #Trump talks about #Epstein, the more convinced _he_ is actually on some list and connected in a criminal way.

This is like the robber visiting the scene of the crime afterwards...

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a man dressed as santa claus is holding a pair of pliers ALT: a man dressed as santa claus is holding a pair of pliers

When I grow up, I want a motorcycle for Christmas.

Narrator: Who’s going to bring it?

Santa.

Narrator: Who’s going to pay Santa for it?

No one he has $1 billion.

Will you give Santa five dollars for his monies though? He needs it.

9 months ago 0 1 0 0
A chihuahua mix

A chihuahua mix

Internet: My chihuahua smells like cumin and I do not know why

Please investigate and report

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They Were Every Student’s Worst Nightmare. Now Blue Books Are Back. Cheating with ChatGPT has become a huge problem for colleges. The solution is painfully old-school.

Oh goody…look who’s back

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Narrator: The network did not, in fact, exist.

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A gold star is a gold star, TSA. Don’t be difficult here…

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TL;DR;

There is no taking sides here.

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

Trump is a mentally-challenged, psychopathic narcissist who doesn't care about you or anyone else--his personal enrichment and worship is paramount.

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9 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Musk was a dipshit pretend "genius" who was wrecking our country by manipulating a former television personality who has become a caricature of a fraudulent president.

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9 months ago 0 0 1 0

Let's make this incredibly clear as these two divas fight...both are evil. They are both the bad guys. There is no, "I'm on X's side." Both are against you.

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9 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Remember these things? Mine still boots. #eeePC #netbook

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