Poor lil fella is scared 😢

There's great returns on the AI investment...

Peace on Earth and goodwill to (almost) all men...

He's a deal-making machine... /s

the only thing we can all agree on is that trump is a master of the art of the deal... /s

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April 17, 2026
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Humans: cease to exist.
Civilization: keeps existing with no humans.
Makes sense to me...? Oh wait, it makes no sense to anyone.

You're defending the moron. You're like a bootlicker's bootlicker, a moron's moron.

Update: rfk jr relents and agrees to pay cash out of pocket for new condenser coils installed same day. Roadkill animal penis museum already in red by millions on day 1.

Update: rfk jr did not purchase warranty with refrigerator unit.

"They've got me hanging by the balls over coals here," penis museum entrepreneur says.

Update: upon rfk jr's return from gas station, rancid smell emanating from the storage unit that he is running the penis museum out of causes him to dial HVAC company for emergency repair.

Breaking: Panicked rfk jr runs to gas station for 20 lb bag of ice after condenser coils on fledgling roadside roadkill penis museum refrigerator fails.

Plus, he's working on it! Okay! /s

Let's not poke and prod the already-wounded warrior... /s

trump is working a different angle to open the Strait as vance jets to Islamabad...

Also can we not call him chump, the wounded warrior has sustained enough injuries during his war in Iran... /s

Any day now he'll get it open...

trump: "A civilization will die tonight..."
flyflicker: it's a metaphor, he's a linguistic artist...

The Strait is actually under one of these gods' control...

We're really greasing the wheels for an evolutionary bottleneck here... Also fuck you WaPo

I'm sure it'll all even out... /s

They're both very accomplished men... /s

Also pay attention to well-timed Polymarket bets...

Let's please not inflict any more damage on this wounded warrior /s

If you find the right god to plead to the status quo will be upheld!

Let's not get too harsh with the wounded warrior... /s

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April 10, 2026
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