my parents are currently halfway through their 27hr journey to Europe but I haven't heard from them in 5hrs and am starting to worry - oh how the tables have turned

The 'This is fine' comic of the dog sitting in a room on fire but now it is also filled with rising flood waters

big fan of my senior manager walking up and down the office asking if people have a safe way of getting home and telling us all to leave as soon as we are able to

A photo from the train showing the Wellington harbour with calm small waves and a bright blue sky and next to no clouds

CBWOAGDEWACIATH

Can't Beat Wellington On A Good Day Especially When A Cyclone Is About To Hit

And when I emailed them for help I got an automated message saying that they're busy so will take longer to reply and if you email again you get sent to the back of the list... but it's been a week with no response so?

I purchased tickets to an event for a particular day and have since realised that I need to book a timeslot for a particular segment but when I go to do so it says there's no times available? Why let me book on a day if there's no timeslots in that day available?

it's bad enough having to email companies that are in a timezone 12hrs behind (to book things for my England trip next month) so every correspondence takes 24hrs, but when I ask them 3 questions and they only answer 1 it reeeeally makes me want to take my business elsewhere

A birds eye view photo of two bowls of cheery tomatoes, two large stems of spring onion, and a bunch of fresh parsley and oregano

the fruits (vegetables) of my labour going into tonight's dinner 🍅🍝

I've also got quite a large library of these! I've found that many of the seeds don't take off, but a few in each pack still do so I plant quite a few in a pot (spread out) and just gamble on what works

not me opening up the #ArtemisII livestream right as they say "we are go for launch" 🚀

Hamilton West!! Louise Hutt is running!! You know what to do ✅️✅️

picking tomatoes from my garden and putting them in my pocket has finally caught up to me - my trousers now have a lovely red splotch stain on them after forgetting about the tomatoes I had placed in them mere minutes ago

A.I. stands for Artificial Information

we need a live countdown tracker for when we (supposedly) run out of fuel - like what was made for the titan submersible oxygen levels

not me crying at the opening of Best of Both Worlds at the start of the Hannah Montana 20 anniversary special

and to BvV I say; don't let the door hit you on the way out 👋 #nzpol

I had heard that Project Hail Mary was good but I saw it today and goddamn I don't think we are giving it enough praise

nobody tells you that when you get glasses you gotta set them down somewhere whenever you make out

#BREAKING: Nicola Willis tells New Zealanders her plan for fuel prices is: ¯\(ツ)/¯

not me realising that award shows are just prizegiving ceremonies for celebrities... except they're missing out on work instead of skipping class for it #oscars

A drawing of my femsona sitting very cutely on top of a brick wall. She is wearing a white sleeveless sweater, highwaisted jeans, a purple bracelet, purple shoes, and glasses. Text is laid over the image that reads: "Repost if you like boobs or if you desperately crave for the AI bubble to burst and consequences to happen to certain men in power." My watermark is also over the image at a lower opacity.

Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅

#OmArt #art

I was in a thermal top for most of the day. I feel ripped off.

Hail? On March the 2nd? I see we are just skipping Autumn all together and going straight to Winter. Rules don't exist anymore.

A screenshot of the Taylor Swift Song "I can fix him (no really I can)"

me choosing the saddest looking plant in the clearance section of the garden store

the emos are swarming the local mall to see the Twenty One Pilots concert film, and I am so here for it

Paddington in The Truman Show (1998)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1804

A photo of a ginger cat with their head up inside a lampshade staring at the glowing lightbulb

my ginger cat is ginger cat-ing

just got word that the Barkley Marathon started today, and after learning about it and watching the documentary last year I am PUMPED

RIP to the people who got front row seats for the Superbowl but end up being directly behind the Green Day stage and unable to see their set at all

nothing like an #eqnz to activate the chronically online New Zealanders