We gotta treat the reason a drug addict says is the reason they take the drugs as the gospel truth, think people who have never been related to drug addicts before

Condolences on your sister’s taste, I’d tell R she did nothing wrong, sometimes people are rude and have bad opinions and it’s not our job to change them

“Those better be stomps and squeals of JOY and TOGETHERNESS” is a thing I just snarled at my kids on my way downstairs to check on the server while the beans roast

Tech troubleshooting my home server while I cook Easter dinner get you a parent who can do both etc

I don't respect megachurches. the greed and corruption are issues but even worse they don't have anything like a massive emerald in a vault with esoteric wisdom etched into it, no bones encased in jewels and gold, no scroll containing the true face of the devil, things of this nature

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Flashback to the time I created Judith Butler as a custom wrestler in WWE 2K24 (complete with a ring announcer call-out).

Straight from the WWE Gender Performance Center!

I’m so sorry for your loss and grateful she passed in a way she wanted. Love and comfort to your family.

Thank you so much for pitching in, man, I’m really grateful

My brother would absolutely find that funny so it’s a bonus

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I’m not sure what they’re called but some of my teeth have little blue hats so that my teeth can’t close enough to bite my brackets off if that’s what you mean! That gives me hope I won’t spend two years just being like, food sucks now

I know I’m texturally a sensitive delicate flower but honestly the worst is that how I have to chew with these has just ruined most food for me so far

We do have a water Flosser I gotta set up! And yeah got them put on today 😫

Me getting tattoos: this is actually kind of nice
Me after braces put on: my mooouf, whyyyy

I was already calling it my Medically Necessary Midlife Crisis but it feels more embarrassing now

It’s making me really mad that a book I find infuriating called Adult Braces came out like two weeks before I got Adult Braces

My oldest kid and I are both ASD and I’ve landed on being very like, so I eventually figured out people usually like it if you do X, and don’t like it if you do Y, but you have to kind of watch to see if that’s true or not with each group of people, no guarantees. And then nodding when she goes ???

The two post-apocalyptic genders

My mom finally took her head out of the sand about her self obsessed ain’t shit dude she thought was too good for her at around their 20th anniversary so there’s always hope for Lindy

Persona 3 turns twenty (20) this year

People complain about mayor Gillingham’s budgets closing pools and leaving infrastructure unmaintained, but if you wait long enough those two problems solve each other!

TNG scene. We're in a turbolift (future space elevator) on a massive spaceship flying through the galaxy and observing Data and Q having a chat. Mostly it just looks like two guys talking in an elevator but Q is an all-seeing all-knowing omnipresent power in the universe, but that's context so ignore that part. Three screenshots, first two show Data talking to Q, caption reads, "To function aboard a starship, or in any human activity, you must learn to form relationships." Final screenshot show's Q looking down and exasperated, caption reads, "(sighing): It's so hard."

Alts in pic 1!

Alts in pic 1! Go! Make it so!

Sat like a champ clearly

The psychology… it’s so tasty

Rubbing my little paws together for more Silent Hill f tonight, we’re going through our first new game plus

I have a deeply rooted memory of my mom heckling this movie at like 2 AM and it’s all I can think about whenever I see Jennifer Anniston

Sometimes you ask for tulip corpses and life gives you spray painted daisy corpses