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Jessica is super normal Brandy and Jess are super good besties :)

(And then she very kindly named the story "Second Down" as a little tribute 🤣)

LMAO - I may have written that for Kas

How did i get so many trans women invested in a story about a man named John Football and his family?

I'm getting beaten out by so much AI slop with AI slop artwork for covers

Yes :3

Second Down on Scribble Hub Synopsis John Football is the most powerful man in Texas. He owns every football field in the Lone Star State, drives a big truck, and raised five strong sons to carry on the Football legacy. Except now he has four daughters. Because in the Football household, there is only one rule: WIN. And if you can't win at football? Well. John Football has pink paint for your bedroom waiting. And a very understanding family therapist. And apparently a remarkable relationship with a very discreet endocrinologist. Now it's Brandon Football's turn. Brandon is fifteen, the last Football son, his father's final hope. He's decent at football. Not great. Definitely not Football great. And when Brandon fumbles the championship game in front of the entire state of Texas, John Football does what any reasonable MAGA patriarch would do. He makes a phone call. Suddenly Brandon has four very supportive sisters, a closet full of sundresses, and a new name his father chose from a baby book he's apparently had ready since 2019.

this is the best story summary that has ever existed

Paperback ordered!

Already did 🫡

I'm only seeing the Kindle version for pre-order so far?

minor nitpick but in the final frame it looks like a rough draft drawing guide got left in the image

Tradwifery is the socially-acceptable sissification kink for cis fems

I mean he's kinda charming in a skrunkly sort of way

Heck yeah strong teeth

i swore i read this story already

we’re reaching insane levels of caring about meaningless shit

the newspapers print page after page of prissy middle-class dipshits insisting that our hate crime statistics are all misgendering and the sexual assaults we are subjected to aren’t real and that our dead are imaginary, but I have known so many wonderful people who were taken away from us all.

Not today Sean. Not today.

or in other words:

Ranni Muffet

Good stuff

'The egg prime directive exists for a reason, we need to respect that--'

Oh yeah? Well I'm a himejoshi and it's yuri culture to help himedanshi realize they CAN enter the sacred garden by going through a glorious transformation and joining their sisters in glorious lesbianism so respect my religion

snek

paige is too powerful

95...

What's his end goal here? He's destroying ties with his base I don't fucking get it.

they wish they could do it like me (drinks black coffee and falls asleep)

time to file this away to use later out of context