🚨💐 MOTHER'S DAY IS IN 3 WEEKS!!💐🚨

if you want a neat card for a neat mom, dm me!!!

it can be as normal or as weird as you like

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hi friends and well-meaning followers! Yami is up to $685 but her goal is $2000. Her partner was detained and she's pretty desperate for help to support herself and her family. Can 5 of you chip in $10 this morning?

this is what lis smith gets you i guess

wow!!!!!!!! congrats 🎉🏆

a pic of a rapidly declining evil old guy posted with "looking good sir" will never not get me

ok it might actually be the guy in the opening of season 2 episode 2 (night of desirable objects). go!!!! leave now!!! why are you still looking in the undulating cornfield??? it would definitely have mattered!! terrible instincts

the guy in the beginning of fringe season 1 episode 9 (dreamscape) has to be the biggest bozo of all establishing victims in the entire series. go!!! leave now!!! why are you looking into the vent where those violent butterflies just went??? it wouldn't have mattered, but still. terrible instincts

ok time to get online and have a violent argument with a total stranger about a topic that neither of us really understands

turning this into a thread of people who are not allowed to speak to me

people who invent, produce, or consume block chain vapes

i can't wait to do the thing i do every day on the date of the joke number that represents that thing

congratulations this is the first thing i've seen that's made me want to watch any of it

cutouts of fox mulder squinty face, pensive columbo, and jumping austin powers on a green cutting mat with white grid

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@keelin12ft.bsky.social 👀

omg nightmare city!!! not my child, but i'm extra neurotic about getting a visual on my cat before i run the dryer, every time

one of my faves!

one of the best little gags in hot rod is when the riot breaks out and for less than a second they show a guy looting picnic baskets out of a broken storefront window

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🚨💐 MOTHER'S DAY IS IN 3 WEEKS!!💐🚨

if you want a neat card for a neat mom, dm me!!!

it can be as normal or as weird as you like

more examples of my style below this post

i want this so bad

cutouts of fox mulder squinty face, pensive columbo, and jumping austin powers on a green cutting mat with white grid

the gang's all here

to further confuse matters, WXYZ is detroit's abc affiliate

andy dirks just said "lift and separate"

a guy holding his tray out but his face is in an impossible position where it has become one with a metal partition

mfw i want some more

i went out to get the mail earlier and this little thing said "ooooh you have mail" and i said "i do! it's all junk, i don't need any of it" and she said "can i have some?"

she and her family are moving 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

it sucks when you're getting a bunch of dental work done and then cleaning/exam time rolls around again because sure just add it to the list i guess