A white sharpie is all a man needs to spark joy for not just himself, but those around him

measured Opus 4.7's new tokenizer today. English: 1.45× more tokens than 4.6. Cyrillic: 1.00×.

the optimization play is clear: write your codebase in Russian-transliterated keywords.

функция факториал(н):

free 30% token discount, unreadable to English speakers, huge productivity win

Splatoon 3 is set in Baja or some shit idk

Line B from the Mexico City Metro is just the Deepsea Metro from Splatoon 2

best way to ruin a trip is to be reminded that you are actually a lot like aleks syntek, like, down to having similar fucking voices.

i will once again say that, atleast, i have not broken age of consent laws, nor have i become an insufferable mouthpiece for a giant corporation

oh god the honkai star rail people are gonna get extra annoying once the iphone 18 pro releases

Debería comprar una silla de ruedas solo como efecto cómico para ir a estas entrevistas todas pendejas y ver la cara que ponen

Jamas se quejen de sus ofertas laborales por ubicación porque hoy me toco que un reclutador me mandara oferta para...

Un puesto de guardia en Barrientos.

A la persona discapacitada, con perfil de ingeniería, en el sur de CDMX.

Y con salario mínimo ademas.

Porque son así?

this bitch just took the loudest longest fucking snore ive ever listened to while cuddling me what the fuck

the theory behind bionic reading is insane dawg there really is no other reason why i chose to connect to a random tv on the street to play homosexual music

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“I thought I had it under control, but then I got promoted, and suddenly I was skipping every happy hour to stay late on Zoom calls with clients in other time zones,” said Andrew Tesser

crank that shit bo en

Got stuck in traffic so I pulled up my Bluetooth panel and started connecting to random devices until a random MG actually paired and I decided to blast Pent Up Pup

I hope the album cover showed up in the dash

"Pero es que uno estudia para que en trabajo salgan de día" "Pero es que así puedes estar sentada en un lugar ergonómico" "Pero es que así haces currículum"

WEY

4 AÑOS A LA VERGA EN QUE

PARA QUE

EL DEL SIMI SE HACE PENDEJO EN SU TABURETE TODO EL PERRO DIA VIENDO TIKTOKS Y GANA LO MISMO

Yo con mi titulo en ingeniería llegando en mi Chevy Pop que nisiquiera pasa la verificación a mi trabajo explotador donde seré recriminada por mi identidad y discapacidad por un montón de extranjeros (principalmente Israelíes y Indios) para ganar lo que un wey en el Simi gama:

Ya tengo mi detector de "me vas a salir con una mamada que es en Santa Fe o en Interlomas y que es presencial" programado, ya es pinche second nature mandar alv ofertas así tipo "espacio de estacionamiento" "oficinas nuevas" "empresa líder en su ramo" etc etc

Neta jamas vuelvo a ir para alla

>busco trabajo en zona sur de CDMX, añado a Alvaro Obregón pensando en Mixcoac o el Pedregal
>aparece oferta de empresa sin nombre pero con "oficinas en AO"
>me postulo, preguntó donde es
>es en Santa Fe

Vayan y chinguen bien a su puta madre todos no vuelvo a trabajar ahi pinche lugar fifi miado

Found a fucking job offer thats like:
- 500€ a month (pre-taxes, social security, insurance, etc)
- 12 hour shifts starting at 9am
- requires atleast a technical degree in IT
- requires knowhow on Sharp and Kyocera special printers (so no first jobs)

Wally World pays that + 8h shifts, w/o exp

Good to see IT job offers are still as fucking bad as they were a few months back no fucking wonder why I ended up at Wally's

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

I might unironically make this at this point, they have no legal authority over me anymore, and I am already writing a children's book so its not like there's much of shift on what I am already doing

Anyways fuck getting paid 1.70 an hour just to end up getting discriminated for being disabled

now that they told my contract was void and not valid i guess that the intelectual property clauses nolonger apply to me so...

FIND MY NEW CHILDRENS BOOK, "My 1-week Wally World Adventure" AT YOUR LOCAL EXPLOITATIVE WORKCENTER (Walmart or Amazon) TODAY!

I get paid 1.70 an hour to do nothing other than play stupid and wash plastic crates

me after paying off my credit card:

"I DONT OWE YOU ANYMORE"

LETS FUCKING GO 8 HOUR SHIFTS NON STOP ALL WEEK UNTIL PROBABLY NEXT TUESDAY FUCK

a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak . Alt: GIF of someone writing onto a page with a pen that catches on fire, there by, writing fire

"I'm scared to get close, and I hate being alone
I long for that feeling to not feel at all
The higher I get, the lower I'll sink"

The post-hardcore scene greatest loss but also win was Can You Feel My Heart going mainstream mainly due to a meme but that meme also rendering that song almost impossible to listen to without thinking of the Chad memes and maybe, just maybe, flexing muscles while listening to it

We should domesticate Foxes. They'd make great pets, like a cross between a Dog and Cat. Maybe then rich bastards in red jackets would stop killing them.

Lose Your Self sucks if you listen to it without high quality audio equipment, it really just loses a lot of the production efforts to evoke harsh hitting emotions of hype, dread, and anger

I'd go as far to say that it even beats AFFoC in production.