Couldn’t stop sweating last night 🥵

FERAL. ABSOLUTELY FERAL.

Have you ever tried putting a Hinge chat in ChatGPT? It’s hilarious. Most of the time it’s like ‘this person is giving very low-effort. Are you sure you want to continue?’

Nothing else mattered to me today 🤷‍♂️

ACCURATE

I’ve come to this conclusion. The love of my life lives in either London, Italy or Greece 🇬🇧🇮🇹🇬🇷

Thankful for your service

a woman is covering her nose with her hand while smiling . ALT: a woman is covering her nose with her hand while smiling .

Good morning! I came hands-free last night

Is it just me or have dating apps gotten legitimately worse over the past five or six years? I swear it’s impossible to turn a chat into an actual date. Probably better to go to a social or singles event.

He’s an icon, he’s a legend, he’s Luke Evans and he’s a phenomenal Frank-N-Furter ⚡️

When the edibles hit 💨

The smell of poppers filled the air in the pit at FKA Twigs last night

A phenomenal ‘Wild Party’ at City Center 👏

I wish I had more friends that liked
FKA Twigs, but I'll be living my best life in the pit so whatever 🤷‍♂️

Just know that if I’m at a party and I’m making this face, I’m about to make an Irish exit.

My day is ruined. WTF is wrong with Hulu?! #BuffyTheVampireSlayer

Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s just Isabella Rossellini recording the pre-show announcement for ‘Death Becomes Her’

Didn’t take any nudes, but I posed with celebs at a horror convention! Let’s see how much traction this gets on Bluesky 🤔

What an honor to attend the NYC premiere of Warner Bros’ ‘The Bride!’ tonight at Lincoln Center. Before the film, Maggie Gyllenhaal introduced the phenomenal cast including the legendary Annette Bening, Christian Bale, and (fresh off her BAFTA/Actor Awards wins) the brilliant Jessie Buckley.

Sending positive energy and lots of love to actor Bruce Campbell as he undergoes cancer treatment. Every day is like another gut punch 🥺

Don’t need to try now ☺️

Hey

*shuts laptop*

Wait a damn minute. The absolute legend that is Jessica Harper is Ethel Kennedy on ‘Love Story’? Praise be 🙌

The highlight of the night for me ❤️

I have newfound respect for ‘Scream 3’