"It's like a zoo but the animals got out."

"I don't know if it was real..."

"Thousands of years ago, these hunters found a backwater planet. They taught humans how to build, and were worshiped as gods. Every hundred years, the gods would return. And when they did, they would expect a sacrifice."

"Daddy--!"

"Wait a minute... There's movement..."

"That's no parasite..."

Popped over to my alma mater for a Red Dwarf-focused convention. Lots of fun cosplay (the Sephiroth dude was very extra 😅).

Brian Blessed was there, and the four main cast of Red Dwarf, but I only met Craig Charles and Chris Barrie.

Conversation was a little strange but they were still very nice.

Dude, I was sure this would be a decent Superman game but it turned out to be a right disappointment.

"Make yourself interesting."

"Is this guy still bothering you?"

"Welcome to the motherland."

"I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone; never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die."

"Don't preach at me about pain!"

If only they'd done something more to capitalise on this 🤦‍♂️

Man, if only Angle had been just a tiny bit closer...

"I don't know about you, but I'm having a ball."

"Sure he's an asshole... Sure he's dead... Sure I'm just imagining that he's talking. None of that stops the bastard from being absolutely right."

"It's gonna hurt!"

"His weapon?"

"Border disputes with our neighbors. Some senseless fighting. Suspicion ruled our every move. We forgot how to trust people."

"Okay, hurry up and go to it!"

So slick, so beautiful, and yet hardly ever talked about...

"We had a friendship based on love and a hatred based on friendship".

"Quoth the Raven: Nevermore."

For my money, the best DDT in the business

"Why would I want a picture of a pitiful pencil-neck geek?!"

"My kind of odds!!"

Is there a better WrestleMania entrance?

"You're trying to do the right thing. But this isn't it"